Love: * backs away slowly *

* backs away slowly *

By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 03:08 - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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You deserved it 4 814

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By Amber - 02/01/2021 02:01

Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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You deserved it 309

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 7 294

By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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You deserved it 3 557

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:45

Sounds like a red flag.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:11

Time to end that relationship.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 11 June 2018 16:10

Just go along with it, and when the time comes, sabotage his nazi club.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:42

Ooh a collector. Be careful though, sometimes they collect some weird stuff.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 27 June 2018 1:45

Sounds like a red flag.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:13

One?

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:04

Guess you did nazi that coming, huh?

Amber Rutledge 11

Wednesday 27 June 2018 20:01

😂😂😂

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:11

Time to end that relationship.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 June 2018 17:04

That would be the Final Solution to it!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 27 June 2018 2:19

Time to make that long distance boyfriend a long gone one.

John Nemeth 14

Wednesday 27 June 2018 3:43

Long distance is now non existence

chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:01

Get out I've seen this in a movie before!

darkenedone 27

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:44

Slowly?

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 27 June 2018 4:54

Time to stage a little rebellion and secede from this relationship

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