battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
Miss_Chevious 37
Let's find out, what's your Instagram ID OP?
enginsteve 17
agreed. We are still waiting.
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
gm1beanzz 14
Fuckbuddies
trevorr_16 25
Friends with benefits.
ShatteredPulse 15
A super duper buddy?!? :D
DisturbedSRT8 17
Or consider it a compliment.
WhiteMagickz 16
That's less of a compliment and more a creepy way of flirting. I doubt anyone in their right mind would ever consider something like that a compliment. What OP's best friend said is teetering on the edge of sexual harassment and not something anyone wants to hear from someone they consider a good friend.
Eyeslick 33
Maybe a little more then "teetering"on the edge...
anthony_Calderon 15
That is qualified as sexual harassment. There is no teetering with this one
oakcrush 16
Change your picture to Justin Bieber and see if he still does it, I doubt he will
Tarlachia 33
Well, they do say Bieber is a girl. ;)
lizee1998 13
Or block him
mindthief 17
Direct your captions at him I'm sure he will appreciate it XD
bigggaaa 3
can I get a copy of the photo
Futacy 30
And me too! I need it for umm, research.
Wer3Wolf3 16
Run. Far.
izzie321 27
Oh.
OhWhoCares 42
I'll be the judge of that. :) What's your Instagram username OP??
sstahpp 33
That sounds....healthy.