so... did you give him candy?

so... did you give him candy?

Considering OP said "his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities"... no.

I moderated this! And I said no...how awkward

After I read the first sentence, I was like, what? This fml is fake! Then I saw the two weeks ago and was like, oh okay..

If "running off screaming" for you means waiting patiently at the doorstep while she got him candy, then yes...

that's a cool story 32, except for not at all.

Nope, you don't feed those tweakers

Gotta love kids. They make life so entertaining.

Yes!! I finally got too many negative votes

LMAO this FML creates a really funny scene in my head. hahahahaa poor kid!

its not enough.

man no one understands sarcasm these days... uh oh my comment has 27 thumbs down I think I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep tonite while I down a whole bottle of Jack Daniels

Little bipolar bastard.

Do you understand what Bipolar means?

No, he doesn't. Yet I see more and more posts from the idiot in which he either doesn't make a bit of sense or are just completely off the wall stupid.

Fuck u asshole

You sure are dressed for it. (see colors)

Hey its him.. OP kick him back!

No today's Easter

In Holland there's no halloween, but à similar day, Saint Martin, and thats today.

Maybe he has a mental disease :( were so quick to assume...

Daddy issues? Nah. CANDY ISSUES!!!

Yeah issues like having stupid parents who cant teach him manners...

Could always send him to Neverland Ranch, Catholic Church, or Pen State.

wait r u saying apples and oranges r heavy?

really, #5? what has our world come to? he's just a little kid! if you're going to do it right, get into the Halloween spirit and use pumpkins instead of oranges and apples! :D

What the fuck kinda apples and oranges you been eating? I don't consider the ones I eat to be heavy.

20- When you get struck with one you'd think it was something heavy.

Watermelons. Argument resolved.

Watermelons. Argument resolved.

Let me throw an apple at you and see if hurts! Kids aren't stupid and they know better than to kick people. It's sad there are people in this world who let kids do whatever they want just because "they are just little kids". Get a sense of humor, geez!

I suggest throwing flaming cow turds, but that's just me

Was it Fred?

Mental institution more like it.

Bifocal kid.

Awesome!!!! He shall get eggs!!!!!

I see what you did there 12..