By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States
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Who the hell does that? Isn't the toilet usually in the same room or a room adjacent to where the bath tub is?
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
There's only one logical conclusion for this, OP. Someone in your family is obviously getting black out drunk, and deciding that the toilet has been rendered useless, and instead opts for an old-school peeing option. You can do a Hangover style investigation to catch the culprit. You just better hope it's not you! :)
I think someone has an FML crush on someone. Next they will be asking your shoe size. Oh, another logical conclusion could be someone is trying to see if they are with child. Not all women like to pee on a stick. They prefer the dunk method. At least my wife did. Course, she poured it out too.