I'm pretty sure Jesus is not the urine fairy. Legend has it, however, that Buddha was known to leave cups of urine for children to find the next morning as a game. That's how we get the holiday Pee-ster, buddy.

Wasn't me.

Fuck, I just thought of that shaggy song

I think someone is just taking the piss tbh.

Oh really 66? Thanks for clearing that up for me

^ douche move. play nice ^

I feel like someone in the family is just lying.

I feel like someone in the family is just pregnant ... Well is checking if pregnant :)

Believe it or not, some people have a room just for a shower... Kind of dumb tho.

26- hence the words "room adjacent"

It's not dumb 26. Some people prefer to shower in a room separate from the one they excrete in

83, I kind of, sort of didn't really read it.. Even had to thumb myself down :/

Or your mom on the toilet. For the love of god, OP, don't hide a camera!

points to dad if he can pee in a cup while drunk without spillage

Heck, you might just find out that R Kelly has been sneaking into your bathroom

Is your hair tied back or is it just short?

Not sure why it's important, but it's tied back. My hair isn't that short.

73- how could you not tell?

I think someone has an FML crush on someone. Next they will be asking your shoe size. Oh, another logical conclusion could be someone is trying to see if they are with child. Not all women like to pee on a stick. They prefer the dunk method. At least my wife did. Course, she poured it out too.

Pregnancy test most likely.