Miscellaneous: Morning pick-me-up

Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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Rushed

By K.Trinity - 15/06/2024 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By Jade - 16/02/2011 05:55

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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robertd73 24

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:32

why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:33

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:31

Follow your nose!

Bubblerider 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:06

for the fruity taste that shows! ...sorry that just popped into my head....

princesszeebunny 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:38

why would it be in a cup?? why didnt they spit it in the sink???

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Friday 22 July 2011 10:06

you roommates ability to spit mouthwash into a cup impresses me

three3_fml 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:33

There was cum in cup too, ?

gabinel1 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:27

thad be hot

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:36

No, it would have cooled down by then.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:28

"2 girls, 1 mouthwash"

skittesryummy98 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:14

lol 35

antc1 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:41

ctfu !

MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:33

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

Blazingcrono 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:33

I'm more surprised that you forgot you didn't put any water next to your bed the night before...

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:29

^exactly!

Krystal3408 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 23:22

If its a thing she does regularly, she can't be blamed for forgetting

supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:38

Why leave it on the nightstand? What's wrong with a bathroom?

GreekYogurt 26

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:12

More like why was their room mates cup in their room

maybaybe 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:45

Ew that's so gross, but how can you forget putting water next to your bed the night before?

bigboi392 0

Monday 31 January 2011 15:43

hey can we talk?

deeters 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:47

is your room mate hot?

surfthesky 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:52

hey, it's germ free!!

KrazieKleo 13

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:55

Thats pretty nasty! Now you'll always think twice before drinking water from the nightstand lol

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:32

Especially if you don't remember putting it there.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:10

That's just stupid. Why would anyone drink out of a random cup lying around?

gabinel1 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:30

i do it all the time. assuring me its water, of course.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:36

But you at least remember how the cup got there, right?

Sinkhole 26

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:35

But if he remembers how the cup got there then it's not just a random cup lying around. How do you assure yourself it's plain water, gabinel1? It could have something diluted and you probably wouldn't notice before drinking it.