Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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robertd73 24

why did your roomate leave it on your nightstand?

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MagicMushrooms 0

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

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stevenmx86 7

Follow your nose!

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Bubblerider 3

for the fruity taste that shows! ...sorry that just popped into my head....

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princesszeebunny 0

why would it be in a cup?? why didnt they spit it in the sink???

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

you roommates ability to spit mouthwash into a cup impresses me

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three3_fml 2

There was cum in cup too, ?

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macskapingvin 0

No, it would have cooled down by then.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

"2 girls, 1 mouthwash"

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antc1 0

ctfu !

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MagicMushrooms 0

That's bad however there could have been far worse things in that cup.

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Blazingcrono 6

I'm more surprised that you forgot you didn't put any water next to your bed the night before...

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Krystal3408 32

If its a thing she does regularly, she can't be blamed for forgetting

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supertacowaffle 41

Why leave it on the nightstand? What's wrong with a bathroom?

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GreekYogurt 26

More like why was their room mates cup in their room

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maybaybe 0

Ew that's so gross, but how can you forget putting water next to your bed the night before?

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bigboi392 0

hey can we talk?

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deeters 0

is your room mate hot?

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surfthesky 2

hey, it's germ free!!

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KrazieKleo 13

Thats pretty nasty! Now you'll always think twice before drinking water from the nightstand lol

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dre_bro11 12

Especially if you don't remember putting it there.

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FYLDeep 25

That's just stupid. Why would anyone drink out of a random cup lying around?

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gabinel1 0

i do it all the time. assuring me its water, of course.

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FYLDeep 25

But you at least remember how the cup got there, right?

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Sinkhole 26

But if he remembers how the cup got there then it's not just a random cup lying around. How do you assure yourself it's plain water, gabinel1? It could have something diluted and you probably wouldn't notice before drinking it.

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kaileigh10 2

I find it weird that her roommate's cup of mouthwash is in her room. sounds like a bs story to me.

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