Work and Kids: Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2017 18:00 - Australia

Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By SteamLass765 - 13/08/2015 09:58

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

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Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 2 June 2017 0:36

If she had agreed to meet with you then It's an FYI. If she had not agreed to meet with you then YDI.

aquapuss335 4

Friday 2 June 2017 1:22

As a fellow youth worker, as if you didn't know that was a possibility ?

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fancybest 14

Friday 2 June 2017 0:17

Ouch!

Chazzster 28

Friday 2 June 2017 0:36

If she had agreed to meet with you then It's an FYI. If she had not agreed to meet with you then YDI.

Pixiewolfe 46

Friday 2 June 2017 0:38

even if she agreed to meet you, you were two hours late. I would be pissed as well as I usually have plans and my time is precious. Did you not pull over to ring her to warn you would be so late?

aquapuss335 4

Friday 2 June 2017 1:22

As a fellow youth worker, as if you didn't know that was a possibility ?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 June 2017 1:24

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Friday 2 June 2017 23:09

You sure are a slimey creeper.

Rebecca Stockert 16

Friday 2 June 2017 3:10

got to say follow up because an unexpected youth worker spells puppies and free candy in a panel van but if she knew ahead of time shes rude *g rated word*