By notestojenn - 05/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Manchester
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Some boys are gross, yes, but some girls are also. Some humans chose to be what society labels as gross. They usually live in trailers though... Haha, No, but really a lot of people are different and I sure wouldn't want to live with someone who pees into a pitcher.
How lazy can you get! What's with people pissing in containers?
I hope your question was, "Where can I find a lot of fresh pee?" I feel your roommate could really answer that one with authority.
Well that's your own fault! It's common knowledge that the first thing you do when you bring a new, animal into your home is house train him! Rub his nose in it? Or shake some coins - careful though, he may shit on the rug
I'm glad some of you got the joke, but I can't believe all of you missed the FML reference at the end. 'Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosove diahrea on the carpet in fright. FML' I'm going to go cry in a corner now.