Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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Top comments
kthsdm 12
Jesus it's the urinary fairy!
DocBastard 40
This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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Comments (122)
asnakelovinbabe 16
The urinary fairy!!! This FML makes perfect sense now. I am glad the OP will now be able to understand what is going on in their house.
hunny797 5
And explain wats tht going on?? Besides peeing in a cup
hunny797 5
Ur necklace shows ur passion for snakes
asnakelovinbabe 16
Why yes. Yes it does. But what does that even more is probably my username and profile ;)
hunny797 5
Actually never got time to read the profile. Ur pic was too attractive to see the rest of the profile
xobrelove 3
that's crazy
TheBadAndGnarly 19
Your comment made me think of Patches O'Hoolahan. Which reminds me it's been a while since I saw that film.
Hpixiee 23
At least no ones getting pissy about it.
journeytotheend 16
DNA test time
Nicholi124 10
Weird
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Someone's lying.
chosha_fml 27
SOMEONE knows how it got there.
pacmanman 15
How do you know that it was urine unless you tasted it. (°_°)
littlekellilee 45
Smell?
diagnosed 15
because outside of the body urine slowly develops a very pungent smell. it is quite easy to tell the difference between urine and colored water. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell
pipinya 8
Well obviously SOMEONE in the family would know, OP