By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..

Urine trouble lol

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I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..

They say coffee makes you have to piss, but this time, piss made the coffee?

He/she'll be urinating someone elses urine. D:

If I had a nickel for everytime I drank someone else's pee ^_^..... I'd have way too many nickels :'(

well our coffee tastes like crap

First thought: Austin Powers.

Comments like this don't get +203 for no reason.

Urine trouble lol

How'd it taste? I'd be so pissed off.

I guess it tasted amazing since he had three cups lol :)

Here, have a cup of piss.... I mean Joe. Oh you want more? well of course ;)

A cup of Joe's piss.

It's better to be pissed off than getting pissed on...

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Did you do any involuntary purging after finding out?

Purging would have to be voluntary.

no wonder everyone in my office brings their own coffee

I doubt your office has the same problem.

Looks like urine a bit off a mess. I'd be pretty pissed off if I were you, were the streams of coffee worth it?

Dude, it was funny at first with the urine. You took it too far with the 'streams'.

Now his perfect tract record is down the toilet.

That's what my works coffee taste like on its own.

Might want to see a doctor about your broken palate if you didn't notice. D:

Hey John, does the coffee taste a little different today? I don't know if I like it or not. I better have two more cups.