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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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Thursday 16 February 2012 0:12

Fyl, that's school systems for you, next time you know to let your fists do the talking

darwinism 30

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:13

Bullies are the real cowards. Thumbs up to you for standing up for yourself!

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sordanjymes 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:14

Stand up for yourself. Kick his ass and he'll never bully you again.

mg32112345 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:22

Hey who cares you stood up to him that's a good thing. :) I wish I could have been like you when I was bullied last year

Schiffy 18

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:23

Those damned elementary schools lied to us.

iggz 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:43

Eye for an eye makes you a bully as well.

keeks46 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:47

Move to new jersey. We have a strict no bullying law

chelseaaa92 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:00

Good for you!! It sucks you got in trouble but at least you stood up for yourself!

Bigboned38 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:07

You should have got it trouble that's bs, next time break his nose make your detention worth it.

Greendaycheese 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:09

Awesome at least you stood up for yourself!

ilove80smetal 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:09

Did you call him an asipholitic donkey?

GingerLaxBro 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:26

Yo ur awsome

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

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Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

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Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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Today, I was trying to fix a stapler, but it turns out it wasn't broken at all. It wouldn't staple a small stack of papers but had no trouble stapling through my finger. FML

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Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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