sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Teenage riot
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
emily ann
Evil will always win
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
ItsTehNinjaBish 1
Fyl, that's school systems for you, next time you know to let your fists do the talking
darwinism 30
Bullies are the real cowards. Thumbs up to you for standing up for yourself!
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Comments (194)
mandy1397 0
Well good for you for standing up to him!
jplane 0
Shoulda kicked him in the nuts
pmnilsen 2
Should have kicked his ass. Then maybe you wouldn't have got detention. No one tells on the bullies bully.
MrLoux 6
Good job!
HunterAlpha1 8
this is one of those FMLs that make me glad i was Homeschooled :P
Nokken13 0
how old r u
SignUpisntcool 3
You should be able to fight back. That sucks!
EvanRL 0
winning
bellebirdbella 2
Next time, tell the principal 'Daddy will sue you, the school and *insert bullies name here* for much more than you can all afford if I get a detention!' in a brattish voice while wearing lots of pink!
bioman250 10
I don't see the problem here. Did you rhythmically fart out the words.