Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
Today, after I'd told everyone I would finally be starting meal prepping to save money, on the very first day, I forgot every container in my fridge, so I still had to buy my lunch during my lunch break. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
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Top comments
jen1097 25
Uh not a wise choice
organizse 28
You can't order something or take a lunch break somewhere? That's really sad OP lol
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Comments (77)
Musicstruck17 24
If you cannot afford lunch at least you have a job. Should have asked a friendly co worker to pay for your lunch and promise them you will pay them back once your check comes in.
tomvertigo 17
Are you a compulsive eater? Eat for stress relief and such?
newburton13 26
That seems counterproductive. And dangerous if you take them on an empty stomach.
theallboarder 9
Could have gotten delivery? Grubhub?
Shay_Shay97 23
And you couldn't just go out to eat because...?
False_Stupidity 42
Because of money, I expect.
Karau_fml 12
Sorry but your going to die bro
Amama_fml 30
Aren't there at least vending machines in your office?
piker117 11
You can't skip one meal? You don't even know what hunger is. Try not eating for a few days
newzealand 28
The only FML here is how pathetic this is
_rachelmaryreid_ 11
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