Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Top comments
jen1097 25
Uh not a wise choice
organizse 28
You can't order something or take a lunch break somewhere? That's really sad OP lol
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Comments (77)
Brandon1000 10
How exactly would antacid tablets be any more filling than eating nothing?
falsecut 12
Ever heard of fast food? Or a vending machine?
kdmittens 9
you have a job.. and you still cant afford to buy food?
dhiran_singh 16
New candy in aisle 7 LOL :D
dhiran_singh 16
I would share or give my lunch to u :)
mswim 27
Don't eat too many of them and then drink water. You might blow up.
bapbap_fml 15
Can you not order food or buy something? Or ask a coworker to spare an apple or something? I'm confused why eating antacids is the only solution.
RememberSchlitz 9
Um... pizza delivery? Walk across the street to the taco truck? Drink water and go for a walk?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Next time try drinking laxatives thatll fill u up
high_lo_Ren 6
typical american. can't even skip a meal..