By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
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You were aiming for porno but life threw you a romantic comedy.

Porn stunts are for pros only lol


How do you bust your nose open?

Gee, idk. Maybe by slamming your face on the ground with a lot of force.

Run nose first against a wall, and you know it

Porn stunts are for pros only lol

Unless you got a stunt double if you know what I mean.

not so soft porn xD

Not everything you see in the movies is doable

Maybe, but if she wants to try it, I'm sure her hubby appreciates it.

Did you have the candles, the music, the camera crew, and the sheets artfully arranged to hide everything to maintain a PG-13 rating? Because if you didn't, then it would explain why your night didn't turn out like the movies. P.S.: I have a camera and someone willing to do lighting. PM me.

You were aiming for porno but life threw you a romantic comedy.

Yeah, except romantic comedies usually have with a "happy ending". ?

This is only the end of first or second act. If it's the first act, OP will gain amazing sex-powers that she'll ultimately give up when she realizes she was loved just as she was. If it's the second act, her and her husband will sue the company that made the bed and have to give a physical demonstration of how she was injured in front of a jury.

I'd watch that.

Lol lesson of the day: never copy a movie. I hope your nose is okay.

Ramos808 29

Sounds like it was some rough sex

Remember, they only choreograph the movie sex scenes that way to make it look good to the audience. For the actors, the sex scenes are probably some of the most physically awkward and uncomfortable scenes they do.

ApparentlyNotEno 28

They're only awkward if the people aren't actually having sex. I actually practiced some of those moves with an adventurous partner until we got them down. OPs mistake was trying to surprise her husband instead of having his help... but I must say good on her for trying new things! I'm certain next time it will go much more smoothly. :-)

You shot the mood in the head, then kicked it.