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Sell to guys before they go on sexy dates. (some of you will get this)
Lifetime supply? Did they give you the tree or what!
No cut holes in it and make a door and windows. Then get a sponge and act out episodes of spongebob!!!
Just get non-chunky pineapple juice, because there are no pineapples in it! (old FML reference, I apologise if no one remembers)
At least you've won something, unlike me. I never win.
110- I don't think anyone is "physic"
Be like spongebob and bury or burn it.
Speaking of Psychic give it to James Roday, I'm sure he'd appretiate it!
146 They don't? Then where do they grow?
says the gay
I'm curious where you would go to get a lifetime supply of pineapples
Pineapples not only works with guys. It works on girls too; it makes them smell good there. I heard it's been scientifically proven. :D
get creative there's lots you can do with it
so I am guessing 2 pineapple?
My brother is also allergic to pineapples. . . . I never thought I'd hear of another one
Give it to a friend? Or me?
Or throw them at carolers.
To much pineapple is actually really bad
This sounds like a fake FML..
Just donate them to spongebob so he can make his house into a mansion!
Nope, Chuck Testa
Haha
When life gives you pineapples.. Make pineapple juice
#46 Yeahhhh Skyrim is the best game ever xD what race are you? I'm argoinian or that lizard one haha. (:
I used to play skyrim, than I took a ****** to the dick.
19 I see one flaw in your description, you said fus ro da when it's fus ro dah
Give them to the bikini bottom county council
I see wat u did there
Well that sucks. Give them to someone who enjoys them?
abused women like pineapples. so do hobos(:
Random, Disappointing comment. And mean to hobos. they are people too
Honeybuncher - what the **** is wrong with you? "Jokes" about abused women are never funny. NEVER. Asshole.
Hey #22, no way! Your trippin dude, You must live in like Hawaii if that's what hobos around your city like. lol it would be funny to see hobos eating pineapples! lol Good joke! WTF with the abuse part though?
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
No shit! I can hook you up with a guy that lives in a shady neighborhood in my city who specializes in the illegal rug* smuggling & dealing market. His name is the rug* dealer! *not to be confused with the much more safer and less harmful job of being a Drug Dealer!!!
how does one even go about winning a life time supply of pineapples?
Actually, you would make millions. Do the math. Unlimited pineapples. A pineapple equals one dollar. Unlimited dollars!
^obviously doesn't get the joke
Who uses a lifetime supply of pineapples as a prize?
Dole
Spongebob.
At least you won something. Maybe you can donate them to your local homeless shelter or something.
My thoughts exactly...donate them :)
Give them to me?(:
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Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
Pineapple stand :)