Today, I was delivering pizzas, and mine and many other delivery guys’ dream came true when I knocked and a naked girl opened the door. A 72-year-old girl. FML
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Welshite
| 39
Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?
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399
| 41
I bet that was an interesting conversation :P
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399
| 41
I bet that was an interesting conversation :P
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Welshite
| 39
Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?
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Jonny_Blaze0017
| 26
My guess is she ordered the meat lover's special
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Mortimer14
| 9
I once delivered to a 20 something girl wearing babydoll pajamas. She looked incredible and I had hoped that she would invite me in to share. She didn't. *sigh*
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OlRed
| 28
Bro that's what we call a nightmare! ...So did you get tipped?
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Guy1009
| 15
Yeah, but not in cash.
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PePziNL
| 20
Maybe he give her a tip.
Ziiiiiing
Ziiiiiing
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OlRed
| 28
@ #18 he probably tipped her a mushroom tip with extra sauce on top.
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superlloyd
| 15
that is a weird dream to have.
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james_logan
| 19
Did she then add you to a random group chat filled with grannies planning to film a porno and sending nudes?
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sadistmonkey
| 19
I like how you happened to know her exact age...
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
YES! There is only one way for a pizza guy to know this sort of information.
OP, we need answers. ;)
OP, we need answers. ;)
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thatweirdasian
| 22
So instead of acting mortified, at least you kept your cool and asked how old she was.
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dominicwilfong
| 3
oh thats hot
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SneakyDeath
| 15
You should be careful what you wish for next time.