By Pizza - 01/08/2013 02:40 - Israël - Tel Aviv

Today, I was delivering pizzas, and mine and many other delivery guys’ dream came true when I knocked and a naked girl opened the door. A 72-year-old girl. FML
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Welshite 39

Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

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399 41

I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

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399 41

I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

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Welshite 39

Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

My guess is she ordered the meat lover's special

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Mortimer14 9

I once delivered to a 20 something girl wearing babydoll pajamas. She looked incredible and I had hoped that she would invite me in to share. She didn't. *sigh*

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OlRed 28

Bro that's what we call a nightmare! ...So did you get tipped?

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PePziNL 20

Maybe he give her a tip. Ziiiiiing

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OlRed 28

@ #18 he probably tipped her a mushroom tip with extra sauce on top.

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james_logan 19

Did she then add you to a random group chat filled with grannies planning to film a porno and sending nudes?

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sadistmonkey 19

I like how you happened to know her exact age...

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TheNewGuy03 28

YES! There is only one way for a pizza guy to know this sort of information. OP, we need answers. ;)

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thatweirdasian 22

So instead of acting mortified, at least you kept your cool and asked how old she was.

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SneakyDeath 15

You should be careful what you wish for next time.

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