By Pizza - 01/08/2013 02:40 - Israël - Tel Aviv

Today, I was delivering pizzas, and mine and many other delivery guys’ dream came true when I knocked and a naked girl opened the door. A 72-year-old girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 726
You deserved it 84

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Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

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I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

My guess is she ordered the meat lover's special

I once delivered to a 20 something girl wearing babydoll pajamas. She looked incredible and I had hoped that she would invite me in to share. She didn't. *sigh*

Bro that's what we call a nightmare! ...So did you get tipped?

Yeah, but not in cash.

PePziNL 20

Maybe he give her a tip. Ziiiiiing

@ #18 he probably tipped her a mushroom tip with extra sauce on top.

that is a weird dream to have.

Did she then add you to a random group chat filled with grannies planning to film a porno and sending nudes?

I like how you happened to know her exact age...

YES! There is only one way for a pizza guy to know this sort of information. OP, we need answers. ;)

So instead of acting mortified, at least you kept your cool and asked how old she was.

You should be careful what you wish for next time.