I bet that was an interesting conversation :P

Saucy. Did she ask for extra sausage too?

I once delivered to a 20 something girl wearing babydoll pajamas. She looked incredible and I had hoped that she would invite me in to share. She didn't. *sigh*

Bro that's what we call a nightmare! ...So did you get tipped?

that is a weird dream to have.

Did she then add you to a random group chat filled with grannies planning to film a porno and sending nudes?

I like how you happened to know her exact age...

So instead of acting mortified, at least you kept your cool and asked how old she was.

oh thats hot

You should be careful what you wish for next time.