By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 431
You deserved it 4 521

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It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?

I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.


It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?

shanemaximo 7

I can sell you some great vitamins to help you remember to take your memory vitamins.

Really? vitamins op? where did you get them from? From your self-proclaimed pharmacist ?

hellbilly205 17

Well OP the best way to remember to take them...umm wait what are we talking about again?

It's funny cause it's ironic.

osnapitzaris 0

ohh, the irony!

38 - it's ironic cause it funny*

RahmEsHestos 5

Thanks captain obvious

what the fudge are you trying to correct 51???

28- that can be an example of inception!


Should have gone ahead and took one!

Thats the point of the FML dumbass. Op couldnt take one because he/she forgot them at home!

But if she would of taken them before she even brought them home then she would of never forgot. thats what i think 3 is saying.

3 is off in fairyland, i dont think even he knows what hes trying to say.

desireev 17

I commend you for saying 'should have'! Not many people use that phrase correctly!

Llama_Face89 33

53- think they ruined it by saying "took one" rather than "taken one"

RahmEsHestos 5

I agree, as long as you meant before OP left.

OP should probably double up on these vitamins!

Maan, I feel you there. Try splitting them up and keeping them in little bags for your purse/ wallet, car, and locker (work or school), then if you forget to take one, BOOM they're right there for ya.

Lol I'm going to try this... I always forget to take them. The woes of having bad memory lol

But how will you remember to try this method?

RahmEsHestos 5

I like to keep one of EVERYTHING with my at all times, not just pills ;)

Seems like u sure ganna make a use of them vitamins

Seems like you could make use of a dictionary.

KiddNYC1O 20

A swift kick in the ass might straighten those words out.

MargieDrury 1

Just saying, for alian... #6 depending on what there using the buttons are small and mistakes can be easily made. Like my iPod the little buttons are like a centimeter. Just saying.

However, I type on my iPod and it just auto-corrects things for me. By the way #31, nice picture, K-ON!! If I'm not mistaken, right?

miz_kamakazi 11

At least you didn't forget to buy them in the first place. That's winning already!

They were given to the op.

wlddog 14

Seems they forgot what the OP wrote. Wait... Forgot why I was commenting

usnwife 18

Forgot it at home? Don't most people leave vitamins at home to take with say, breakfast? Why would you need to take them anywhere?

pinkcrayola 0

OP also forgot how to take vitamins.

Sometimes you got to take pills at lunch as well as breakfast.

That's exactly what I was thinking :) lol

26 - find me over the counter vitamins that have to be taken at a specific time and I will send you $10 and a high five. There are some drugs that have specific dosage times but vitamins? Nope.

My iron pills, I don't know why but I have to get them over the counter and they have to be taken with food.

usnwife 18

I understand taking it with food, but don't most people eat (at least one!) meal at home?? Still don't get why you would want to take them anywhere :/

Um where was a cat mentioned? Wrong FML?

FMLshark 12

Wrong FML. Embarrassing.

Damn_Hippster 11

1- I agree with the fact OP should have taken the cat to the vet, but what does that have to do with forgetting memory pills?

FMLshark 12

Unless "pills" means "cat", I don't see a cat anywhere in this FML. Did you forget to post on the right FML?