Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Top comments
jen1097 25
Uh not a wise choice
organizse 28
You can't order something or take a lunch break somewhere? That's really sad OP lol
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Comments (77)
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Well, at least you had a base meal. (You have to know some chemistry to get this pun. Sorry I'm a nerd. The struggle is real.)
niiickk_ 7
Base, Acid, i get it, nice one mate!
hunnykhan 11
what a waste of medicine duh!
yenze 18
Why not just wait a few hours until your off work. Its not like the antacids would satisfy your hunger or give you nutrients you missed out on from missing a single meal. I do not feel sorry for you.
Ficu 12
Remember, folks. If it's not food, do not eat it as though it is. I mean, it can't even have been very filling/
LyricaSilvan 30
Not sure those are going to help...
Zarcissa 34
Im not too bright but isnt there going to be serious consequences to eating meds like that so much?
NYGiants1925 22
You couldn't have gotten something delivered to your office?
isnobodyhere 32
Mm berry flavor..
Stachelschaf 15
Are you the guy from imgur? wtf
Vesi 30
OK I saw this and had to come comment.. where on Imgur? (I'm usually perusing that site too..)
Xandriajoy10 18
Seriously? You can't go one day without lunch. That's pretty sad and stupid. The children in Africa could teach you a think or two
tomvertigo 17
They could but they don't have the energy.
bapbap_fml 15
If they have a health condition skipping a meal can be bad. If I skip a meal I can end up unconscious. But given that they are eating antacids like food I'm going to assume they probably do not have a medical reason to worry about skipping a meal.