Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Even after overeating, the Tums tropical fruit chewables are pretty tasty.
AmbrosiaFan 19
With all the food banks/etc around, or family/friends, you wouldn't have to starve.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Even after overeating, the Tums tropical fruit chewables are pretty tasty.
AmbrosiaFan 19
With all the food banks/etc around, or family/friends, you wouldn't have to starve.
secretmisery05 25
OP no one deserves to go to bed hungry. please message me and I can help you find accessible food near where you are!
bloopaloop 27
That sucks. I have more food than I know what to do with laying around my house. And toilet paper