Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
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Top comments
jen1097 25
Uh not a wise choice
organizse 28
You can't order something or take a lunch break somewhere? That's really sad OP lol
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Comments (77)
hellnosucka 27
I would usually suggest hunting. nothing better than a fresh piece of boar for your office lunch.
fullerkate3 17
Live life like Ron Swanson ??
False_Stupidity 42
I was thinking Bear Grylls. He can always find something to eat without raising medicine cabinets.
jake131000 21
I'm just gonna blatantly say that that is retarded.....
bapbap_fml 15
I feel like that's quite insulting to mentally handicapped people. I have friends with mental handicaps and they are not as foolish as OP.
jake131000 21
Ok I'm sorry in my wording. Instead of saying retarded, I'll say that that was foolish.
spicyburrito 18
That doesn't seem very healthy
Brandi_Faith 34
So you were so hungry that you thought, "hmm, I'm so hungry, I just think ill have some of this medicine to help fill my empty stomach" then you proceeded to eat medication on your empty stomach? Ya, I'm thinking you just caused way more problems for your stomach than hunger. Wouldn't be surprised if you threw it all up.
Dale_shackleford 13
I'm gonna put a positive spin on this. Sure, for some reason OP was either starving after missing a single meal and somehow couldn't replace it, BUT some antacid tablets taste pretty good.
GabbyPLluch88 13
not a smart move, but I understand I've been there too
fullerkate3 17
No one shared ? how mean!
christge1beast 17
This isn't secondary school where people willingly notice and share. Hell, not even in secondary school did people share. Unfortunately, the real world isn't so forgiving.
team_garra 8
Or it's called you don't eat lunch for the day. Next time plan ahead with a box of crackers in your desk or something.
LyricaSilvan 30
Exactly. I usually make sure I have some granola bars or a bag of peanuts or something in my bag, just so I know that I have a snack in case I forget to bring food or I feel like I need a nibble of something between tasks. One of my coworkers keeps a jar of peanut butter and some canned soups in her locker for the same reason.
ThatsRetardedbro 4
how could you not skip lunch one day and resort to eating medicine can't you show any restraint??
OlivesAreNasty 3
Dang man........
Tyrez 32
What a puss. Sometimes I just don't feel like eating lunch so I don't. It's not like you are going to starve to death.
Fairyjoshy 13
No, but productivity and psychological health will go down the drain as the body goes into a panic mode.
False_Stupidity 42
I don't think eating a stack of antacids will help with the productivity here though.