By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 904
You deserved it 17 782

Same thing different taste


is butterface a pony name in my little pony?no

IsAbElLiCiA20 6

What a strange man you've married, OP.. But, I'm sure he goes out of his way to please you to the fullest extent which is more than likely why you offered to do whatever he'd prefer, all I gotta say is Good Luck! ;)

For a second I thought you were replying to #1's comment...but noooooooo

IsAbElLiCiA20 6

39 - I know, I never said to have fantasies wasn't normal.

smilessss 4

24 it says she thought he was holding back sexually. Learn to read

jajaflan 4

Sometimes i poop for 46 minutes so i can poop blood and then eat it to remind ne what i ate yesterday

This is FML, 58. Your trollmanship can't faze us.

lorenzoman77 7

Op can always respond with 'chocolate thunda!' anyone?.. No?.. Ok.

Looks like someone's horny for some pony...

At least the OP is getting some kink added to her life

Fluttershy from my little pony...well thats weird.

People like OP's husband piss me off, but i still try to tolerate. As a proud brony I just wanted to say ahead of time that not all of us are like OP's husband, and that no, we dont jack off to cartoon pony's, its actually a genuinely good show if you take the time to watch it, but back to the point here. We don't support what OP's husband is doing. Sorry, it just seems that people like generalizing an entire fanbase of off a small group of people, and honestly, im tired of it.

IsAbElLiCiA20 6

Oh my, I read that FML all wrong.. Sorry for the comment!

And another illiterate brony who does not even know that the pural of pony is ponies not pony's seriously people you don't know 3rd grade grammar?

As I was reading this If That's The Way You Want It by Brooks & Dunn started playing, I thought it was an appropriate song.

164- don't be you only got thumbs downed because everyone else thinks they are smarter then you.

169- LEARN PROPER ENGLISH BEFORE CORRECTING OTHER PEOPLE! Moron. Learn to use a ******* period while your at it.

MyChemicalSmosh 4

I'd rather be called Pinkie Pie, but whatever floats your boat...

221- Here's a little tip: Before correcting someone else, learn the difference between your and you're.

232- He didn't correct, he just said he has mistakes he needs to fix...

169- You spelled plural wrong. Ah here I am correcting the corrector...wonderful.

235- I just find it hypocritical that he is correcting someone else, when he does not even know how to spell.

157- words can not describe how weird that is

godisnowhere41 5

do you have a deviant art account?

deathkick28 5

This feels more like an English class…

*you're Don't correct someone's grammar when your grammar isn't correct.

Hey, OP, at least it's not Rainbow Dash. ... -_- or twilight sparkle! God I hate my little pony...

BradTheBrony 19

Well I hate you. Yeah. So... uhhh... suck... my dick? Yep, later.

LittleMissBroken 11
twisted_cherub 14

157- Every group has that issue, whether a fandom, fetish, lifestyle, organization, or natural grouping (like race). A few example: all furries are into cos-play and **********; anyone into BDSM has a dungeon full of torture devices; all Republicans are racist millionaires; all Democrats are free-loading fascists. If you have any trait or interest that sets you apart from general society, you will be scrutinized. If there are others with similar tastes who go to extremes, they will get the most attention and give the group a false reputation. Hence stereotypes.

Actually Democrats are more generally stereotyped as Free-Loading Commies, in a political scale Republicans are closer to Fascists than Democrats are. Fascism is all the way to the right, Communism is all the way to the left.

subbullet 7

Every Fandom has the weird ones. Personally, I love Fluttershy to death and I think she is extremely cute. But remember, we are Bronies and we love and tolerate.

Would this be a reference to the Discord Whooves Series Of comics and the name given to the main character by the main character of the Blog blitzgetsallthemares' Rainbow Blitz (A genderbent version of Rainbow Dash) ?

157 - You sir need to get your head out of other peoples bedrooms, and generally get out more. I guess you are trying to protect your reputation as a non-ponysexual brony (how you have become that way is a different question), but you are doing it in the least gallant way possible. Of course there will always be a huge layer of sex-negative couples who practice only under-the-sheets missionary sex once a month. but the rest of us do things that those would swear at us for anyway. You think few people roleplay celebrities? Do you know the actual numbers of people who are asked to roleplay Obama (as a visual I find that much more disturbing than fluttershy). Do you know how many of the people asked to roleplay Obama are heterosexual women? Ponies on the other hand represent something comprehensively better and brighter than humans, and the agreeing people would prefer to interact with them instead of people in every way. Therefore it does not surprise me someone would like their favorite pony roleplayed to them in bed. Finally, I won't say that this kind of post is oversharing, but complaining about this publicly after asking on her own accord what her husband would like to change in bed instead of debating it with him is disrespectful and uncaring towards him, and having found most bronies to be kinder than average people, I really think OP's husband deserves better.

The stars were aligned for you to make this comment on this exact FML. Perfection

Hiimhaileypotter 52

This is absolutely amazing. (I happen to love Fluttershy as well ;)

Better watch out! Husband will track you down and start a swingers club.

I think Fluttershy is the best pony, but AngelBunny is the best character.

You guys are making me feel a bit nauseous.. It's a pink pony kids cartoon....

i13Zero 5

I think Rainbowdash is the best.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Fluttershy is great and all, but nobody can beat dat Rainbow Dash swag.

God damn it. Am running to loo now to vomit!

74: what grabs most people in this show is its lovely writing. It's genuinely funny and has some decently consistent & thought out universe. Unlike some other kids shows not worth your time. It brought back what we all miss in cartoons. It's hard to get over the overly-colorful packaging, but once you do, it's worth it.

Yes I get that... But to turn it into a sexual fantasy?

TheVelocirabbit 10

Ah, this confirms my suspicion that OP's man is a brony. I will never understand D:

Yeah, OP. Us ponies can really turn a guy on with our sexy cutiemarks.

RealReasons 0

81- Haha silly, that's not how you spell Pinkie Pie!

74- Fluttershy is yellow with a pink mane, get it right

miyaviichan 27

That's certainly a unique way of spelling Rarity.

Yeah but nopony can beat Applejack's strength and good looks. (Accent too!)

p3mguin 7
MyChemicalSmosh 4

I prefer Pinkie Pie and Derpy, just for the simple reason that I'm most like them! X3

Heh, it's fun to watch the arguments unfold =) btw op, I love your husband XD at least he's not afraid to say what he wants ;) (but at least he picked the best pony)

MerrikBarbarian 9

74- a kids cartoon which recognizes its adult viewers. Care to offer me anther explanation for references to the musical Into the Woods in mlp?

The sad thing is that bronies see absolutely nothing wrong with this

Inediblepeaches 15

I don't really have a favorite pony >.< My top 3 though are Derpy, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash. Now let's all remember how hard My Little Dashie made us cry like good bronies. :3

SpruceDread4578 13

So many bronies....a bit too many.

venomousddog 19

Flutershy is adorable who can't love her ^_^

TheDrifter 23

I didn't realize that this many people had a beastio-pedophilia fetish. I used to think brony just meant a rather feminized cartoon fan.

BradTheBrony 19

#86 Oh, piss off ya little whiny bitch. Why can't you just accept it? PEOPLE LIKE THE ******* SHOW, BIG ******* WHOOP. How in all that is, was or ever will be considered anything close to "the ****" does that effect your day to day life? Tell me. But enough of that. I have a mission for you. There's this creature commonly known as a "****," and it's REALLY loud and annoying. The Council has elected you to stop it. Yes we've indeed elected you to shut the **** up. So go carry out your duties, chosen one.

Fluttershy is my second favourite. :) (First is Rainbow Dash) I just got into this show two days ago and I love it. :D

Link5794 18

The best horse ever is named Epona. Not only is she invincible, she has been reincarnated at least twice. Shadowmere is a close second, followed by the Old Spice Guy's horse. Of course, none of these are ponies, but my point is that Zelda, the Elder Scrolls, and Old Spice commercials are better that MLP.

People like the show because the characters have realistic and likable personalities. And naturally, when you like someone, you have sexual fantasizes about them. Who cares if it is a pony? It acts like a cute, shy girl; or are you one of those people who only cares about physical looks?

I'm the best (; no one can beat my parties too!

Ugh, god damned mlp dumbasses. Your life sucks, OP.

I'm pretty sure most of the posters are saying their favorite, not saying they'd induldge in R34-type stuff with said pony. I could be reading it wrong. Eh.

I thought your picture was a pair of ****, I'm not gonna lie...

Oh! I see it! If you look at it just the right angle.

I thought fluttershy was a my little pony...

That's what I thought. He gave her a stripper name soon she will be dancing for him

127/170- it is. And is it sad that I don't even watch mlp and know that?

I thought that's my little pony! Actually it is! Haha. Pony fetish!

olpally 32

do what ya gotta do op to satisfy him... Even if it means pretending to be a pony... If you love him, he will cum...

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I think it's pretty ****** up he wants to imagine his wife as an animated pony..

Honestly I was expecting waaaay worse. Like some creepy fuzzy role playing. Either way I hope you two have fun :-)

Umm. It is some creepy fuzzy role playing. He wants her to be his pink pony. Gag

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#177 - Fluttershy is YELLOW.

Fluttershy is yellow... With a pink mane

hockeyoceancity 13

38- I love your bio. I think it's ironic haha no offense to you just it's happening again!

twisted_cherub 14

38- Your daughter is adorable. Your comment made sense to me. 71- Coincidental. Not ironic. Please, PLEASE, look up the difference.

Fluttershy is a character from My Little Pony.

brohamas16 7

Haha looks like your in for a rough night fluttershy

I find something fishy here about brohama's profile. Would brohama happen to have an xbox?

If you do would your gamertag happen to (be or) have been XLR832?