Work: Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager...

Hey, OP here! I just started working at Subway a few days ago, so my manager is still training me on the "ways of being a sandwich artist." While making this man's sandwich, I put the cheese longest side facing each other in order to cover all the meat evenly. Well, a few hours later, my manager gets a call from the same man complaining about the cheese being "upside down." My manager thought the whole situation was hilarious and enjoyed telling all of the employees the story. She assured me I didn't do anything wrong and I've been doing great the past few days.

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14/02/2010 05:03

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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21/12/2012 04:05

Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML

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Nightmare Fuel

By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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12/08/2011 20:46

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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14/08/2018 20:45

Today, while working as a receptionist at a doctor's office, my boss asked me to check in one more patient before I left. He paid his $50 copay in nickels and dimes. FML

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RIP

By widow - 19/10/2010 22:58

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

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02/12/2010 15:54

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

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16/05/2014 21:07

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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24/11/2015 17:45

Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML

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22/11/2011 13:22

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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30/01/2009 14:07

Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML

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17/11/2011 20:22

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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29/08/2013 10:44

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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20/01/2013 00:46

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

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31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself.FML

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26/07/2009 13:05

Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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28/12/2012 07:03

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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28/08/2011 11:29

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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11/06/2010 23:00

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

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Let it out

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 14:02

Today, I know it’s pathetic to cry after sex, so you can imagine how pathetic I feel when I cry after masturbating, because cleaning my vibrator afterwards just reminds me how long it’s been since I had a man, and how lonely I am. FML

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19/12/2009 07:39

Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

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25/06/2011 06:02

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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20/08/2011 04:58

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

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10/11/2009 17:53

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

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10/12/2013 07:38

Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML

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13/07/2010 18:28

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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31/03/2009 13:48

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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19/01/2016 06:41

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

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13/04/2012 09:43

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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31/08/2009 17:21

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML

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13/05/2013 23:51

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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03/10/2013 15:38

Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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18/12/2018 13:00

Today, I was told what a bitch I am for turning down “the nice guy” after he surprised me with flowers and a hand painted portrait. He conveniently left out the part where he texted me multiple creepy porn links, doesn’t brush his teeth and has the personal hygiene of a farm animal! FML

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21/08/2011 05:51

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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15/03/2009 00:07

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for spring break. She said she would be in the same city I would and I couldnt help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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CryoShock 14

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:01

How does one put cheese upside down?

Honest_Guy 10

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:05

I hope you didn't get in trouble for that kind of bull crap

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CryoShock 14

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:01

How does one put cheese upside down?

NeatNit 32

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:27

By placing it with the bottom side at the top, obviously.

MassiDelta 28

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:47

By not putting the top side on the top side

danceinconverse 25

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Saturday 1 August 2015 16:55

I'm trusting you because you are a cheese.

devildog562 33

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Saturday 1 August 2015 17:20

He probably put the cheese at the bottom. It fucks up the molecular structure of the burger and instantly makes it taste like a vile turd . Duh ! Some Poole seriously need to fall into social Darwinism and die off without the opportunity to breed multiple and adapt....

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Saturday 1 August 2015 18:53

I think your comment went over some peoples heads. Sarcasm is so hit or miss in the written medium..

devildog562 33

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Saturday 1 August 2015 20:18

As long as someone enjoyed it. If not I'll just amuse myself. Haha . And **** people .

Honest_Guy 10

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:05

I hope you didn't get in trouble for that kind of bull crap

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Saturday 1 August 2015 16:40

I worked in the service industry for five years. It was so rare to get a complement that the one time it did happen the company bought the entire staff a massive lunch as a congratulations. If everything is perfect, no one says anything. If the tiniest thing is wrong they will bitch until their head explodes

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Saturday 1 August 2015 16:43

Now I work in the oil field two hours away from people.... More better. Lol

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:06

Upside down cheese: the #1 sandwich ruiner

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Saturday 1 August 2015 15:50

That's why, if you look closely at the plastic wrapped around the cheese single, in super microscopic letters it says "WARNING: DO NOT PUT UPSIDE DOWN ON SANDWICHES. IT WILL RUIN IT." It should really be bigger in my opinion, so stuff like OP's situation would not happen.