By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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Rocco1990 0

In desperation I've used a large spoon to scratch my back before. I of course washed it after.

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Rickymonkeypants 0

mmm Bitch =D

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479 0

u don't expect to get lobster do u?

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WilliamBueller 0

Funny, and disturbing.

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DonkeyDelight 0

Hmmm, if I were to whisk up semen would it make some sort of ice cream contraption?...

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scuba1722 0

so forks his ass and spoons his balls... I hope he dosnt use a knife for anything

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happypapp12 0

When he's asleep sneak up on him, grab a guitar and amp and start playing some good old pearl jam. That will teach him to mess with your utensils

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McMan 23

Is he the husband that likes to cut his nails with the kitchen scissors?

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blardyblardyblar 0

Pffft. Real use their teeth to scratch their private areas.

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FatMooseEars 0

haha. win for him, epic lose for you. FYL. haha@#1.

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