You should've mocked the loser who drives an ice cream truck for a living.

Or threw an ice cream sandwich back at him and asked him how he likes it?! And run off.

But That's like the best job there is!

Part of getting into shape is fighting temptation, be as stubborn / determined as you can and you'll make it. Good luck!

Tosh.0 drove an Ice cream truck in the music video I'm Gipper, and he's doing alright for himself. That being said, yes, getting in shape is more mentally blocking temptations than anything else.

I'm pretty sure his name is Daniel Tosh, not Tosh.o.

who the fuck is Daniel tosh or tosh?

Or did he follow the ice cream truck? The world may never know...

31- A fuckin beast comedian.

Physical training of any sort is 95% mental and 5% body.

His name isn't Tosh.0

You should have called the police and told them he was selling drugs to children when they bought ice-cream cones. They called it the "herb-a-cone".

Sounds like the Jolly Olly Man.

Next time run towards a park with kids.. And see if he is still an asshat ;)

sweet tooth (don't know if anyone has ever played twisted metal)

Hey My Ice Cream Van is legit son. The chicks dig it...

I concur.

Ice cream! Where??!!

round is a shape! (:

Should have ran faster to get away from it and burn more calories!

My mammaw drove an ice cream truck in the summer when she visited from our of state so shed have extra money to spoil us with. Fuck u

How you kept running is beyond me, I'm powerless before an ice cream sandwich.

Careful though.. An ice cream man could also be a pedophile in disguise... run faster op!!!

Mmm pedophile sandwich.....I mean, um, yeah, should've mooned him OP.

Well when destiny calls..... All you can do is go along with it

Free ice cream if you manage to get into the my truck!!

No adults allowed!

70, Will there be cherry Nyquil Popsicles?

82, your comment and name just made you my best friend!

Only if you promise to close your eyes

sadly no, they only come in grape

did you buy some icecream afterwards??

Because after a good jog, there's nothing better than an icecream to negate all the weight you lost.

I believe that would be counter-productive.

50- and that, my friend, would be the point of sarcasm...

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I was speaking to #3, not #50, I'm simply saying this because I didn't detect any sarcasm in the post. Though I suppose I could be wrong, I've never been good with sarcasm over the Internet.

Eat the ice cream while you're running. Now that, that is talent.

-75
Well, though I can't think of an exact time I did that, it doesn't sound hard.

Exactly. :)

Are you kidding? Jogging and ice cream are a terrible combination. Fuck the weight you gain back, I just think it would suck to walk home after you vomit!

gardeninghoes... I don't know if you realize this or not... so I'm just gonna break it to you... you're #50. I hope you aren't making a comment on a comment you posted, unless you have multiple people inside your head. It's alright then, but I would recommend that you go see your friendly neighborhood psychiatrist.

You should have pulled out a dollar and had him follow you sone more and mock him like 1 said

You should have run around the truck over and over with money in your hands, while saying you want ice cream.

The ice cream truck was mocking you? The only time I had a car talk to me was when I was on shrooms.

Get out. -_-

Hahaha righttttt

Drugs are bad, mmkay.

76- How would you know? You're just a gardening hoe.

87- I do not believe 76's statement was sincere, I personally took it as a South Park reference.

OP, you should have stopped to "buy an ice cream" and spit in that driver's face.

97- Neither was I. Her picture is that of a gardening hoes that's why I said it. But, seriously, what would a gardening hoe know about drugs?

101- I kinda began to think you might have been being sarcastic as well after I posted haha...And, garden hoses are party ANIMALS! you never know what crazy shit they're gonna get themselves into

Haha shrooms don't get lost

I meant her name is GardeningHoes.
You don't have any clue about what's in that fertilizer. It's worst than shrooms.

I meant her name is GardeningHoes.
You don't have any clue about what's in that fertilizer. It's worst than shrooms.

depends on the gardening hoe. most drugs start off as plants ya know

I want your ice cream man!! Delicious and self-esteem crippling!!

LUCKY!!!!! u got ur own ice cream truck!!!!!

Hence the need to get in shape!

What?? Where does it say that in the FML??

94- well it followed OP hence getting ice cream whenever you want

Best way to do business...

Well you're clearly not in that bad shape if you're faster than an ice cream truck...

It'd feel foolish jogging 2 circus tunes during my workout too...

The one that goes through my neighborhood just circles through the ABC's, baa baa black sheep, and twinkle twinkle little star.

.. They're all the same tune.

That's why they invented portable music players :P

Sarcasm. Not known to the Internet folk.

67- I think that she already knew that,

To others, who thumbed down her comment about sarcasm, I'm pretty sure that was because of 67's assessment of her post.