By dancer, not a hooker... - 05/05/2013 05:01 - Canada - Penticton

Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
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Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.


Well, what is it?

Obviously the amount the prize money for the competition

The blood of your first born child.

Looks like we got ourselves a rumplestiltskin up in here

lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.

Witness some drag queen alert and all...

Nikki minaj style :p

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Well how much do you charge?

Its more than he can afford. She charges by the skin cell, so just a handshake could cost him upwards of $100.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Lol, I like your comment.

DyslexicPanda 12

There is seriously a button just for that express cause #72... -_-

Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

Interesting you say that, because a bunch of my coaches make $100k+ per year. I wonder what "dancers" you're basing this "fact" off of.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tap dancers? Polka dancers?

I'm a classical ballet coach and I barely made a grand total of $6,000 last year. We don't make that much money.

I doubt that's a full time gig though

@71 - Ballroom dancers. I got the number from simple arithmetic. I know what their per lesson cost is because, well, I pay it, and I also know how many lessons they usually coach in a week. It depends on where you are, and what your accomplishments are. I live close enough to a major US city where I take lessons from former/current national and world champions. If you go work for a Fred Astaire or Arthur Murray, you can potentially make a big paycheck. But you'll have a very inaccurate experience of the ballroom dance world and you will not become a very good dancer.

miasaur 11

Mmm Starbucks

MMMMM bathroom mirror picture..... :|

Starbucks isn't even that good. It's certainly not worth it with the prices they charge.

only time I waste my time with Starbucks is for their wifi . and I go there with real coffee lovers so I never pay anyway :)

seniorchang 16

I hope you didn't say a dime less than a Grande....

How about a nickel less?

at least now you know how to make some easy cash...

Yea, a hooker is a great job, if you want to get a million STDs.

NagainaFier 16

Not to mention being arrested; that will look GREAT on a resume

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I didn't know someone could even get a million STDs! And here I thought my 100,000 was too much..

I would have told him that it was more than he could afford.

It's a Starbucks, what else did you expect?

rg350dx 29

Shitty, overpriced coffee and a thousand Mac books open playing horrible music of bands no ones ever heard of.

monnanon 13

i think he meant thr cleintele not the staff. starbucks is a well known hipster haven.

yes because everyone knows a franchise with some odd 10000 shops is totally underground man.

KrustyKrap 5

115 I think he meant that hipsters go to starbucks, not that starbucks is an "underground hipster palace" or something. Just a thought :)

olpally 32

So, is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway down there? Lol. I hope you told him the rate was "go beat yourself off you douche bag."