By dancer, not a hooker... - 05/05/2013 05:01 - Canada - Penticton

Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
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lordtumbles 9

Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

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Leki_0609 11

lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.

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wowlolreally 12

Obviously the amount the prize money for the competition

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FinalDarkWraith 10

Looks like we got ourselves a rumplestiltskin up in here

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Well how much do you charge?

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ElatedEarthling 15

Its more than he can afford. She charges by the skin cell, so just a handshake could cost him upwards of $100.

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PoopNuggetLeader 4

Lol, I like your comment.

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DyslexicPanda 12

There is seriously a button just for that express cause #72... -_-

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lordtumbles 9

Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

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Eorlas 31

Interesting you say that, because a bunch of my coaches make $100k+ per year. I wonder what "dancers" you're basing this "fact" off of.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Tap dancers? Polka dancers?

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balletteacher 11

I'm a classical ballet coach and I barely made a grand total of $6,000 last year. We don't make that much money.

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jjmiller1001 17

I doubt that's a full time gig though

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Eorlas 31

@71 - Ballroom dancers. I got the number from simple arithmetic. I know what their per lesson cost is because, well, I pay it, and I also know how many lessons they usually coach in a week. It depends on where you are, and what your accomplishments are. I live close enough to a major US city where I take lessons from former/current national and world champions. If you go work for a Fred Astaire or Arthur Murray, you can potentially make a big paycheck. But you'll have a very inaccurate experience of the ballroom dance world and you will not become a very good dancer.

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EpicSquishii 21

MMMMM bathroom mirror picture..... :|

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CaptMurdock 25

Starbucks isn't even that good. It's certainly not worth it with the prices they charge.

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ButterflyLadyBug 14

only time I waste my time with Starbucks is for their wifi . and I go there with real coffee lovers so I never pay anyway :)

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seniorchang 16

I hope you didn't say a dime less than a Grande....

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Nicole1225 14

at least now you know how to make some easy cash...

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mario2012 18

Yea, a hooker is a great job, if you want to get a million STDs.

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NagainaFier 16

Not to mention being arrested; that will look GREAT on a resume

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I didn't know someone could even get a million STDs! And here I thought my 100,000 was too much..

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ozpunker 20

I would have told him that it was more than he could afford.

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tj4234 35

It's a Starbucks, what else did you expect?

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rg350dx 29

Shitty, overpriced coffee and a thousand Mac books open playing horrible music of bands no ones ever heard of.

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monnanon 13

i think he meant thr cleintele not the staff. starbucks is a well known hipster haven.

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wjh100 13

yes because everyone knows a franchise with some odd 10000 shops is totally underground man.

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KrustyKrap 5

115 I think he meant that hipsters go to starbucks, not that starbucks is an "underground hipster palace" or something. Just a thought :)

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olpally 32

So, is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway down there? Lol. I hope you told him the rate was "go beat yourself off you douche bag."

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