Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Not a good look
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Smooth
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute barista by pretending to know a lot about coffee. I said, “I’ll take a macchiato, extra creamy.” He smiled and said, “That’s… not a thing.” I panicked and said, “Neither is my love life.” FML
The date from hell #5676
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML
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lordtumbles 9
Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.
Leki_0609 11
lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.
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SMHsohard 22
Make a note to yourself: Next time, use soap and water to remove the makeup before you go out after the competition. I'm thinking this FML is because the guy thought you were a hooker and not the most beautiful girl in the world.
BubbleGrunge 18
Duh! And why should OP have to wash off her make up? Maybe people shouldn't be so rude. You don't ask people that.
limitedition 25
12: it's not OPs job to cater to every douchebag she encounters.
dancingartist 2
We can have to wait hours between dances on stage. It takes Forever to put all of the stupid makeup on, and our hair is always plastered to your head with gel and hairspray. Dancers have to eat (and drink coffee) too. We don't have a choice.
SMHsohard 22
My feeling was, she said she had FINISHED the competition; what was the point of leaving all the makeup on if she didn't have to?
Acik91 26
34 - The changing room could be rather crowded, there's nothing pleasurable in staying in a sweat-filled room for longer than you have to - so, maybe OP wanted to take care of it at home. Also, possibly, maybe she had finished dancing, but was still waiting for the official results and went out for a few minutes to grab a coffee?
Zen_Mei 17
#34 she chose to leave the makeup on...I don't see how it's any of your business
Lil_Saly_Danzr 10
That's what I was about to say. Well worded.
AshaaFerreira 22
Where did you get that op might now be that beautiful?! Maybe the guy thought she was smoking but with all dynamic make up he asked his stupid question. Not all "hookers, erotic dancers are ugly" please be rude somewhere else....
bibliobhulabalo 3
It's a pain to remove all that makeup. Maybe she was on her way home and didn't want to hang around in the dressing room for long. Maybe she was still waiting for results. As an actress, I leave my makeup on after a show all the time. The other day I was on my way home and realized I was starving, so I ran into McDonalds. It wasn't until I got back in my car that I remembered I was still wearing all my makeup (including false eyelashes, bright lipstick, and TONS of 'dirt'. I looked like a hooker who had been sleeping under a trailer).
slmchicd12 23
Why do dance competitions require a lot of makeup? I thought the focus was the dance routine, not your face.
nevershouttami 11
The lights on the stage will wash you out if you don't wear enough makeup, the dramatic makeup looks normal onstage.
limitedition 25
It is so the audience can see your facial features from wherever they are in the crowd. A dancers face is a huge part of her ability to covey emotion.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Because it's part of the costume and you have to wear a lot because of the lighting almost like in theatre
dancingartist 2
And we all have to look like we're having fun. Overall stage presence is one of the criteria we're judged on. As said above, the lights will completely wash us out otherwise :p
Acik91 26
I'm an amateur dancer, and this year I took part in amateur bellydance competition. Apparently, one of the main reasons for me to come third (and the first two ladies were waaaay out of my or any other participant's league) was because I was actually changing my facial expressions, since the amateur dancers, focusing hard on not-so-perfect technique yet, have rather little control over the face. So, yeah, it counts. And you need to be able to show the attitude, so the face has to be visible. I expect on a professional level it's still very important.
kaileeyp 9
It's the same with stage actors like myself, it's 60% talent, and 40% stage presence.
shelbyjo1999 7
It's so the judges can see your face clearly..
xgetxbentx 13
Stage make up, no different than a play. A lot goes into a good dance number and looking put together is part of it. On stage the make up looks normal, off stage, it's a lot.
Ella_fml 17
I sat in the orchestra for The Nutcracker once, and I thought it was ridiculous how all the dancers had to wear a huge amount of make-up and big fake smiles. But, it's part of the business, and they danced wonderfully. It was wrong of the kid at Starbucks to assume - he made an ass of himself.
Brie_Nicole 3
Dance competitions require a lot of makeup because harsh lights on stage make your features blend in. In serious dance competitions everyone wears lots of makeup and bright lip stick and huge eyelashes
zenrael 21
More than you can afford pal... Ferrari
HortonThelephant 15
You should have taken all the money in his wallet and told him it would cover the contact initiation..
kktik 8
did you tell him to F**K OFF or ON??
ama87 8
Say $200 and you'll meet him around back when he gets off. Take his money, then go home right away.
ElatedEarthling 15
That's a great way to get hurt/raped/beaten up.
EvilUndead 9
Stealing $200 will get you into trouble. Either with police, or with this guy's friends. It would be easier to just dump a cup of coffee onto that guy's head. It'll also get you into trouble, but it is still a safer option.
limitedition 25
Considering most dancers after competitions put on street clothes & many times their cover up (jackets) on with their studios logo it makes even less sense to me. Maybe he just wanted to talk to you & had zero game. Hope you had fun at your competition at least OP
Alleged_Cranium 7
And everyone going to Starbucks is getting F***ed.
Adhdkid107 9
At least you know you looked attractive.....I think....
dancingartist 2
I had a dance competition yesterday too, so I know the feeling :P people don't seem to be able to make any assumption about what we do besides "prostitute" lol FYL op :)