Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute barista by pretending to know a lot about coffee. I said, “I’ll take a macchiato, extra creamy.” He smiled and said, “That’s… not a thing.” I panicked and said, “Neither is my love life.” FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML
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Top comments
lordtumbles 9
Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.
Leki_0609 11
lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.
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Comments (135)
n4ture 20
you can't really blame them
mallu86 9
She said. It's free as long as I get a stage and a big audience.
fuckery16 13
It's not like you looked natural and he said that. You made yourself look that way, plus so you could have taken it off beforehand. You knew why he said that, so don't be so offended. YDI, not FML worthy.
kipfischer 11
He wasn't serious, he was making fun if the whorish way you looked
thehowiie 6
well they do say "bands will make her dance".
LetItFlow57 7
Why didn't you wash it off after the competition?
nitemare0 17
Take it as a compliment, if he asked for the nightly rate, it means its more of the girlfriend thing ;) he could have asked, "what can I get for $100"
honestyslife 9
This has happened to me before too OP. Dance competitions are demanding.
theantonlolz 11
Can you blame him?
stargirl_95 24
Yes you actually can
Ziggy122 15
I was in the drama club in high school, and we'd leave our makeup on to go eat after shows. It was pretty fun going out in public in *****-y makeup...