FML : Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very...

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Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML

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By DietWater / Friday 7 August 2015 22:13 / United States - Beaumont

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By amandathecreator | 22

#6375366 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:54

At least they picked you during that show?! They could have picked someone else OP, try to look on the bright side!

By DrLight | 6

#6375360 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:52

Id just go home, put it in a case, and stare at it until senpai noticed me.

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By DrLight | 6

#6375360 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:52

Id just go home, put it in a case, and stare at it until senpai noticed me.

By Otherhats | 20

#6375362 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:53

That's depressing.

By saloomi2012 | 10

#6375365 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:53

wow op, don't take it personally maybe it was part of the show

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Frillwee95 | 12

#6377184 - Monday 10 August 2015 09:21

Obviously.....

By amandathecreator | 22

#6375366 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:54

At least they picked you during that show?! They could have picked someone else OP, try to look on the bright side!

By stylinfree | 7

#6375367 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:54

don't take it harshly, it was a part of the dance. not your fault.

By ScarredVox92 | 16

#6375368 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:54

Sounds like a keeper. Should have given him your number. Then taken it back. Lol.

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melisssa87 | 26

#6375383 - Saturday 8 August 2015 08:04

Not if he remembers her number

By MdMan2 | 23

#6375369 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:54

Well that's not special at all…

By Emmamazing | 26

#6375370 - Saturday 8 August 2015 07:55

Well, she to dance on you.

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nix1993 | 37

#6375487 - Saturday 8 August 2015 10:24

Is.. is that English?

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Emmamazing | 26

#6375496 - Saturday 8 August 2015 10:40

Lol I was typing too fast. Didn't proofread

By mexican_music | 13

#6375378 - Saturday 8 August 2015 08:00

YDI for accepting the flower

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1dvs_bstd | 41

#6375409 - Saturday 8 August 2015 08:30

*Throws fluorescent* you need to lighten up.

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lovelockdown23 | 23

#6375413 - Saturday 8 August 2015 08:32

LMFAO ^^^^ I laughed harder than I should have at this.

By Cassandra2015 | 21

#6375379 - Saturday 8 August 2015 08:00

sure feels good when you are the one picked out of a crowd! keep smiling about your day :)

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