Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute barista by pretending to know a lot about coffee. I said, “I’ll take a macchiato, extra creamy.” He smiled and said, “That’s… not a thing.” I panicked and said, “Neither is my love life.” FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, I went to the park and people were crowded around some dancers. One of the dancers danced up to me, gave me a flower, and winked at me. I was very flattered, until the same dancer asked me to give the flower back after the dance so he could use it on the next show. FML
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lordtumbles 9
Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.
Leki_0609 11
lol that's pretty funny. Would have loved to be there.
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Comments (135)
chuka81 27
And you didn't even have an anklet. Or did you?
stargirl_95 24
OP, I'm sorry that that guy was so rude to you. And to all the people who are saying that OP deserved it because she didn't wash her makeup off straight after the competition, seriously? Maybe OP didn't wash her makeup off because she was waiting for the results of her competition and she just decided to get a quick coffee? Maybe OP figured that she would wash her makeup off at home because she wasn't planning on going anywhere else and she just decided to get a coffee for the road? Secondly, do you honestly automatically assume that women who wear heavy makeup are hookers? I suppose that means that you just assume that makeup artists (particularly at MAC counters) and stage actresses are prostitutes too? How judgemental. There are many situations where it is perfectly acceptable and even necessary for a woman to wear heavy makeup. And even if a woman is wearing heavy makeup just for the sake of it, so what? Who are you to judge? Thirdly, that boy had no right whatsoever to approach OP with such an insulting question. The fact that anyone can think that his actions were in anyway justified is enough to make my blood boil.
rightspark 7
Not in a million Stars.. your going to need a lot of Bucks to get laid
FinalDarkWraith 10
Wait, then what's an exotic hooker? Or was that just a trick to make me pay more?
Ryodin 11
My ex was a dancer (congrats on being awesome btw). And yeah, you've got to get painted up like a cheap french ***** to get on stage -_-. Looks fine from 100 feet away but up close you look like a 5-year-old took sidewalk chalk to your face.
icepick23 12
Why not make a little money?
dav3800 7
omg stop ^^^^
kelseythompson 27
dance competition aka strip off
stoneYa 8
They **** when dance
ByeTech 10
God, that's so rude.