Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
takemewithy0u 0
Well, if you're 12 that makes sense.
prinzess_fml 25
Lucky you. I lost my virginity on the floor. To my rapist.
metawarr556 3
I don't know the proper response to that, so I'll bow my head in solemn silence until I learn if that post is a joke or not.
CockieMonster 0
I would assume it's a joke because of the fact she/he seems perfectly fine on claiming possession of the person who 'raped' her/him. "my rapist"?
prinzess_fml 25
No it's not a joke "my rapist" as opposed to "my boyfriend" But anyway, it was a long time ago, my particular case isn't so important and I don't self-pity about it. I just wanted OP to know that even though things might not have happened the way she had always planned in her daydreams, she was lucky if it happened with someone who loved and respected her. I was 15. I said "you're hurting me!". He replied "just think of something else". When I remember my first time, I hear these words. I am not the only one at all in this situation. So for all of you who can remember a cute boyfriend trying to do things right for you and please you, even if it didn't work out, even if it was awkward, if it lasted for 3 seconds or whatever, please be aware that it was a blessing.
prinzess_fml 25
sorry i didn't want to ruin the mood or anything
Btreasure 8
I didn't like that because you've been raped but the way you talk about it's inspiring
duckman9 55
outch! sad story... I sure hope you've had better luck with your other bf's. Try not to pick only the douches :P
TheSithAssassin 15
Today, I made the choice to lose my virginity in my boyfriend's racecar bed. YDI.
FranzFerdinand 18
Well YDI for having sex in a racecar bed if you knew you didn't want to lose your virginity in one. Tsk, common sense.
Calivale 7
ya know what that say about common sense.. ain't so common
gleek07 0
Ladies.... Start your enginessss!!!!
whoa_is_failz 6
Was it fast and furious?
FML_14u2c 14
More like quick, unsatisfying and bloody (since it was her first time)
rozie101 0
Your going too look back on that in a few years and relies just how awesome that is.
DrFuzzyNuts 0
that's ******* sweet
RedEG4 1
I bet it was a ******* sweet car
captain2obvious 18
I don't know about that, but it looks like it was a sweet ******* car.
mrosew442 10
classy