Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
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Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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Kwejee 1
I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.
ckr911 5
......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o
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Comments (96)
Simpson143 2
You never know! Maybe he was a pedophile...?
WCARlover 34
He who? Her kid? The clown wasn't the one who did it
AaronTkr 0
if OP is a girl, that's hawt :3
Simpson143 2
Yeah I know, but old man in a clown suit? I guess I'm the only one who finds that creepy.
baddud300 6
Next time just take them to see that new Planet of the Apes movie.
daniel1_1 13
Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
chuckychan 8
future job opening at the circus for you? Way to beat the economy.
number0 8
Coulrophobia at its finest :)
taylor714 7
tht movie was so corny tht it was actually funny
Kwejee 1
I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.
cmyk 19
True that.. Clowns are not cool. Not the slightest..
Legolandlord 4
What about old clowns?
ubetrwatchBN 5
Unless they get hurt. Then it's hilarious. Lol
SirObvious 1
Who's the clown now?
bluejayfan02 27
once this clown chaced me around for 5 minute .. flipin scary
ckr911 5
......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o
ifailplzinsultme 0
What if he wore his Hello Kitty underwear? I can't say that I've never worn em
reallytho3 11
Lol theirs no fun in wearing underwear
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Horrified looks from everyone in the room......
phatdaddy62 23
I believe op is female. No panties please!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
They should be scared "it" can travel through your drains on it's way to kill you
Natty7 0
That movie gave me terrible nightmares. lol.
Psychoticninja 4
D: Whenever I take a shower I have to distract myself from looking at the drain otherwise I get super scared.
InvaderAmi 4
Oh man, that movie was ******' scary... Urf.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Tim Curry is awesome!
steveakafranxy 7
I heard they're remaking it. I'm definitely first in line.
Jdeluxh 12
Hopefully you have a clown fetish.
MrPositive 0
Clowns are scary I don't blame them
WCARlover 34
I don't get why clowns are at circuses anymore...movies have ruined them for kids forever
lolololer 8
Joker *shudders*
BIEBERSLAYER 10
The joker is nice compared to "IT"
Nerdfightersrule 11
i know
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Haha, clowns scare the sh** outta me too
perdix 29
The clown was pissed because the joke in your shorts was funnier than any of his gags.
RavenLovesGir 0
I would of done the exact same thing. Clowns are ****** up...
JROlivo 0
You say you are one of the few people who know how to type with correct grammar. Lol. Yet in your comment you said "would OF" instead of 'would HAVE'. (: great day.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Well, she doesn't know correct grammar then, does she? ;)