Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
KristaIsaBAMF 0
You're so lucky. Me and my bestfriend have always wanted to have sex in a racecar bed. This is not FML worthy.
TheLoneTurnip 0
Proof that sex is not just for people with double digit ages.
Masked00 4
Sex is better when it cums to triple digit ages ;)
ryankon518 3
Did you go fast around the turns?
Red_Eyed 3
did he finish early :p
sakforduc 0
0 to 60 in 3.7 thrusts. I hope you can drive stick. You shoulda pulled a u-turn That must have turned you on Did he play with your high beams man I can go on and on with this!!!!
FML_14u2c 14
She obviously drove a stick... His.
Tookie22 5
With girls like you maybe I should buy a car bed and offer girls rides as a pick up line.. Wtf were you thinking
Cynical_in_SK 6
Hey...at least you lost it in a bed and the back seat of an actual car.
allthatremains25 0
What's wrong with the backseat of a car?
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Life in the fast lane doo doo doo doo doo duh duh doo doo doo doo
Kobberman 0
I bet that was some pretty fast paced action.
sleepyhungry93 0
Keeeeeper.