Kids: Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 12:25 - United States

Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

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Friday 28 October 2011 15:49

That a boy!!!! Lol

theonlybassist 8

Friday 28 October 2011 15:49

that kid's a genius haha!

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taazer 12

Friday 28 October 2011 21:58

You gotta admit he's being creative..

cmayo 3

Friday 28 October 2011 22:05

Like a boss.

DaMan25 4

Friday 28 October 2011 22:26

one word: CLASSY

screamo_neve 12

Friday 28 October 2011 22:31

Haha curious kids

proski 0

Friday 28 October 2011 22:45

He's a champ

afulks78 11

Friday 28 October 2011 23:55

Congrats ! Your sons a future pedophile :)

smump 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:41

Because he likes girls....? Retard.

jaredofmo 22

Friday 28 October 2011 23:57

Kids say and do the darndest things...

BoredomCentral 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:01

Well at least the mirror is being put to good use..

aaalllliiiii 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:15

Your sons a legend!

Bloothebawss 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:19

Like a boss

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