By RIPmyhair - 20/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when he asked if it was okay to finish on my back. Not only did he do that but he also got it on my neck, the side of my face, and my hair which I'd just gotten done at the salon for almost $200 and can't wash for 2 days. FML.
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Liphaem5 22

Surely "I've got cum in my hair" negates the instruction to not wash your hair? Is $200 really worth leaving, and I emphasize this point, /dry cum/ in your hair? (The /dry cum/ was supposed to be in italics but I'm not sure if it's going to work)

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Liphaem5 22

Surely "I've got cum in my hair" negates the instruction to not wash your hair? Is $200 really worth leaving, and I emphasize this point, /dry cum/ in your hair? (The /dry cum/ was supposed to be in italics but I'm not sure if it's going to work)

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xxmirandapandaxx 14

Maybe I’m poor but 200$ on my hair is 100% worth not ruining it even if it’s cum in my hair. It’s not even just the money. The time alone you put into that hair appointment would make it worth it no matter how gross.

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Virids 13

$200 on my hair is 100% not worth it, christ. Highest I ever pay for my barber is €25 (~ $28,50) to do both my beard and hair.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Agreed- the most I spend on my hair appointments is $60 and that's because my stylist is damn good at her job. I once spend $170 on a color correction and I haven't spent that kind of money on my hair since (I ended up growing my natural color anyway!)

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AtomicLondon 8

Based on the fact that OP can't wash it for two days, she probably got her hair either chemically straightened or got a perm. Both are a really freaking long process (hence the hefty price tag). Damn straight I'd find a way to deal with it LoL

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raven_of_azarath 34

@Virids that’s cuz you’re a guy. Women’s haircuts cost a lot more.

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VanTufty 13

Swallowing saves all the hassle, no kids, reduces spunk hair gel, reduces stains etc etc

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julfunky 29

Feel free to swallow your cum then.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Are you, by any chance, dating a supersoaker?? 200 on hair Cum on, that's a lot .... Ok I'm done

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raven_of_azarath 34

200 on hair is actually pretty average for a girl.

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weaboo 12

Raven please reread what he wrote

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tounces7 27

Perhaps have sex more often. Haven't you watched "Scary Movie"?

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saffy66 34

My fiancé always jokes, do what you want but just don’t get it in my hair. Silly of you to agree. Since when have men been known for the accuracy of their aim when directing fluid from their man bits? Every woman who’s ever cleaned a toilet after a man used it, should know this!

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gar2014 23

take it as a compliment and move on !

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