Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
ricerboy 0
Hey, they gotta start early. Be proud
FreshlyCut 0
It's good to start at a young age.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Be proud of your son for being creative and resourceful. He's gonna have a long and successful career!
Lidiya8lml 0
Future pervert in the making
murphy22 6
More like future rapist... Wonder how long till he starts torturing animals and peeping into windows? Hello Ted Bundy!
I_lost_the_game 25
Well that escalated quickly.
DocBastard 40
I can not believe that every comment up to now has been "Smart boy" or some stupid derivative. Actually, based on the average IQ of commenters here, I can't be overly surprised. This isn't cute, and it isn't funny. This child needs to have some respect for people beaten into, er, taught to him. Sorry to be such a killjoy, but this sort of shit doesn't fly with me.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I was being sarcastic, doc.
mrbendystraw 0
But a picture of a phallic x-ray does? YA OKAY
THE_A_TEEN 28
Since when does a coke bottle look like a penis?
je_suis_fml 11
46- it's what it implies not somuch as it resembling one. 31- I totally agree. I kept scrolling down hoping I would find an opposing comment before posting one of my own. I'm sure the parents of the little girls are not nearly as excited about the little boy's ribalding behavior.. um, as some some of these commenters depict.
DocBastard 40
Mrbendystraw, what does my profile pic have to do with anything? It's a picture of one of my patients. That's it.
jdm1969 2
Oh and using an xray of one of your patients is totally ethical and gives u the right to bash a humorous sight?
Person1233 13
Are you saying his picture takes away his right to call people out on being morons? Yeah, okay...
DocBastard 40
Jdm1969, tell me exactly what is unethical about having up a completely anonymous picture. Please explain how that violates anything. I'm eagerly awaiting your sage teachings. You're not the first, and you certainly won't be the last idiot to claim some kind of ethics or HIPAA violation of my picture. The fact is, there is violation of JACK SHIT without a single identifying feature. The patient gave me a fake name, so the Xray could be you, for all I know. Wait, is that why you're so upset?
slushpup9696 12
Looks like jdm1969 had his first Doc's appointment.
omarzrgz 3
All of you that are saying "This isn't cute" or things along those lines are fucken retards. It's a joke, no one would waste their time telling people about their children "being perverts" if it was true. Your reading some thing of an app/website that's suppose to be funny. GTFOH
perdix 31
That's an appropriate use for it since Great-Grandma used the very same mirror to look at her own cooter. In those days, it wasn't cool for women to look at their pudendae, so they had to be sneaky about. Today's women should consider themselves lucky that they can get their ******* haircuts, decorate them and buy them their own toys;)
RKD 23
Yeah, it is! Boys will be boys, lol! He probably needs to be warned off this kind of behavior, though, lol, before it becomes an ingrained pattern of behaviors that can get him into real trouble later in life!
skyeyez9 25
At least he is young enough that you can knock that perverted behavior out of him. Or else he will be known as the creep women avoid later on.
mrbendystraw 0
"When life gives you antique mirrors, use them to look beneath the dresses of sexually alluring women." -William Shakespeare
Zomg_Okay 27
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't be certain that they are legitimate." -Abraham Lincoln
skyeyez9 25
Regardless of the positive comments on here, you need to.talk to him about it. I remember as a child there was a man in my neighborhood. He was a peeping tom, stalked women and moved on to abusing women (and kids). Your sons behavior may be out of curiosity but if left unchecked, it could gradually get worse.