Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
FriscoKidz 10
Well he's old enough for "the talk". You know the one where you inform him that if he's gonna do stupid crap like this, he should learn to not get caught!
FriscoKidz 10
What's next is that his parents need to do something more then placing him in front of the television and all the women in this thread need to stop feeling like a bunch of victims.
axel720 3
That's awesome! High-five bro!
Savra_fml 17
What are you, 12? Go have a wank mate.
sectorleader 2
He has mastered the ancient secrets with ancient tools. Next he's gonna pull a sword out of a stone. And, plus, you'll have one hell of a story to tell his girlfriends when he's older and king
syfool 4
I would be so proud !
Squit_fml 16
Smart little boy...
tp0090 2
What a bloke!!!!
crazycrystal 4
At least is showing signs of being straight
Zaffro 8
LittleLAD in the making!
JinxosGirl87 0
I'm sure the majority of comments on this page are from sexually oppressed men who get their jollys from any form of violation of women that they're exposed to. Thumb me down all you want, but that boy needs to be taught to respect females before he goes on to become sexually active and does harm to those females for his own selfish reasons.
murphy22 6
Thank you!!! Gah all these freaks think its cute, funny, or just plain awesome. Try being the victim of a kid who's behaviors started as watching, went unchecked and went to forcing himself on other little girls when looking wasn't enough! Come on guys what if it was your daughter scared and violated about some kid looking up their dress ?? Would you care or give the kid a high five?
TexasGirl24 15
Thank God I finally found commenters who weren't excited about a kid looking up little girls skirts. The rest of these comments make me want to puke.
BellaMarta 19
Pedo Bear is amused.