Work and Health: Today, I saw Niagra Falls. Not the one in Canada, but the one...

By Red Face, too - 24/10/2018 13:30

Today, I saw Niagra Falls. Not the one in Canada, but the one that was released when I went to check on my period at work. I had no change of clothes. FML

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By ducklover1 - 19/06/2012 03:31 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Ms Yeins - 26/04/2019 14:00 - Belgium - Mechelen

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 October 2018 14:43

This website doesn't really cater to 10-year-olds. Come back in about 6-8 years.

jocamo 24

Wednesday 24 October 2018 20:23

1 not everyone is regular 2 sounds like she was on her period, and was going to see how full her pad/tampon/cup was when all hell broke loose 3 don't be so damn judgmental

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 6 October 2018 23:07

Not hard to tell which side of the border you live on. Also, what did you do with the dude who went over in a barrel?

blondie45 21

Tuesday 9 October 2018 8:16

That’s just too much information. Gross.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 October 2018 14:43

This website doesn't really cater to 10-year-olds. Come back in about 6-8 years.

ayenii 14

Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:11

To be fair, that visual is a tad cringeworthy (an empathetic cringe, in part, but still a cringe) to me as well, and I’m a 19-year-old female. We can all agree that this is some nasty stuff, man.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 25 October 2018 5:14

You'll understand differently in a few years. But for now, please don't have unprotected sex. If you think this is nasty, you are so not prepared for pregnancy.

blondie45 21

Sunday 28 October 2018 15:29

I’m 45. Some things just don’t need to be discussed on the World Wide Web. Perhaps some people need to be taught that some things are best kept to oneself.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 28 October 2018 17:52

I'd like to add: Don't have sex! Because you will get pregnant. And die.

bailee 3

Wednesday 24 October 2018 19:19

That’s not the falls... idiot you’re a grown ass woman you should know when you’re shit is gonna start & come prepared .... completely your own fault

jocamo 24

Wednesday 24 October 2018 20:23

1 not everyone is regular 2 sounds like she was on her period, and was going to see how full her pad/tampon/cup was when all hell broke loose 3 don't be so damn judgmental