FML : Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished,...

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Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blabla - / Friday 28 October 2011 13:30 / Brazil

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By Buttsexpirate | 8

#3503909 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:50

Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!

By RomanBeauty | 0

#3503918 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:52

Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.

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By malfoyfreak | 3

#3503902 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:49

It's one pair of socks, I'm sure you have many. Saves washing them! But it does suck you got stuck with dirty toilet paper. FYL

CVeNgineer | 0

#3503929 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:54

It's not like she had to wear the toilet paper around her neck for the rest of the day for not throwing it in first lol

Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3503949 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:57

If someone walked in ,you'ld looked like you were masturbating

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3503963 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:02

I'm pretty sure the FML is that the socks would probably clog her toilet. Well, that's assuming she went ahead and flushed it before she realized.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3504049 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:12

Just about every comment on here will probably get moderated, and the comments will close real soon... You can't go around saying an FML isn't an FML. Staff don't like that -_-

changesinme | 0

#3504142 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:30

If you're worried about having only one side of a sock, you could always flush down the other

KaySL | 24

#3504162 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:35

How about reading the comment immediately above your own? Reading or using your brain prior to dickriding the first comment thread really helps one to avoid looking like an idiot.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3504200 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:50

Dickriding a comment sounds hard to do...

Wdgames | 0

#3505113 - Friday 28 October 2011 09:35

Oh baby, KaySL, take me. Now!

bfsd42 | 20

#3505185 - Friday 28 October 2011 10:02

KaySL, did someone tape over your Barney and Friends recordings? Cos you have some serious anger issues that you might want to get checked out. Just shut the fuck up ok!

audreyy062 | 2

#3505219 - Friday 28 October 2011 10:10

at least u didnt accidently wipe with the wet socks...

KaySL | 24

#3505222 - Friday 28 October 2011 10:10

bfsd42, doesn't it strike you as mildly hypocritical that you're doing exactly what you're criticising me for? That is, venting irritation. Uh-oh, your moral high ground just vanished from under your feet!

audreyy062 | 2

#3505228 - Friday 28 October 2011 10:11

at least u didnt accidently wipe with the wet socks...

cheefer | 0

#3506208 - Saturday 29 October 2011 12:38

The mods around here are such douches. Will this comment be moderated?

YoTengoTomatoes | 7

#3507855 - Saturday 29 October 2011 10:42

But I don't get why op is complaining. If the socks were already wet and you were probably going to wash them why does it matter? Unless you had explosive diarrhea then calm down.

asspole | 16

#6325227 - Friday 19 June 2015 07:30

That socks. What a shitty situation.

By steadycreepin | 5

#3503904 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:49

The socks, but it's not that bad just get another pair

hayq | 5

#3503956 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:01

At least she didn't wipe with the wet socks first?

MagicallyFat | 12

#3504064 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:14

How great is that feeling of taking off wet socks and replacing them with warm toasty ones.

je_suis_fml | 11

#3504410 - Friday 28 October 2011 06:15

44- or even nice warm undies out the dryer. ahh yesss. simplicities that make the world go round.

MagicallyFat | 12

#3504866 - Friday 28 October 2011 08:23

44 it's so funny how these simple things make us soo happy and comfy. Like after a long day you crawl in your already set bed. Ahhhh akowndbclafjka

RuskiManBearPig | 4

#3504873 - Friday 28 October 2011 08:24

2- way to represent us texans

TheFunSideOfTheB | 2

#3504999 - Friday 28 October 2011 09:01

What if she threw the toilet paper in the toilet

tiarrae | 10

#3505411 - Friday 28 October 2011 11:13

72 - Then there wouldn't of been an FML.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3505496 - Friday 28 October 2011 11:38

But there would be a winning troll

distantrelatives | 0

#3506231 - Saturday 29 October 2011 12:50

Fresh out of the dryer sheets omg amazing

fylasmuchasmine | 0

#3506804 - Saturday 29 October 2011 03:43

I wonder if they actually pee'd... If they shit, it'd be more of an FML, also, more hilarious. Dude, it's a pair of socks. YDI.

By Buttsexpirate | 8

#3503909 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:50

Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3504069 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:15

The OP's socks are now surrounded by feces.

smwatcher | 3

#3504218 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:59

Know I understand...

TahoeFMler | 22

#3504237 - Friday 28 October 2011 05:07

Um, she said she had to pee, not poo. Hopefully she fished them out before flushing though!

TheFunSideOfTheB | 2

#3505012 - Friday 28 October 2011 09:04

3-She threw the toilet paper in the toilet your welcome

white16sox | 19

#3507000 - Saturday 29 October 2011 04:59

51 I believe 30 was insinuating OP flushed it and it was surrounded by feces in the sceptic tank.

By RomanBeauty | 0

#3503918 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:52

Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.

malfoyfreak | 3

#3503927 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:53

Some people are dipwads. They dont understand grossness.

KaySL | 24

#3503938 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:55

Yeah, but to be fair, it does say "USED toilet paper."

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3505501 - Friday 28 October 2011 11:41

4 - Because it's better than sticking your hand 5 inches away from the particulates you just ejected from your body....

Krulin | 8

#3506687 - Saturday 29 October 2011 02:59

98- why is it such a big deal? Do you not wash your hands when you're done in the bathroom? Why do people always complain about the "germy toilet/soap handle" when you're just going to wash your hands 5 seconds later anyways?

MrKlutch | 1

#3512361 - Sunday 30 October 2011 09:20

People are dumbasses Or they just don't wash their hands. Eww

By CVeNgineer | 0

#3503920 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:52

Ehh.. There expendable

every1luvsboners | 11

#3503975 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:03

Where? I don't see it.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#3504221 - Friday 28 October 2011 05:01

Over there

flockz | 19

#3504793 - Friday 28 October 2011 07:57

where? *looks down* here?

By Jimboom | 11

#3503923 - Friday 28 October 2011 03:52

Thats ok. They were a pretty shitty pair of socks anyway.. or at least they are now. Flush it and forget about it.

hayq | 5

#3503979 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:03

Cause the toilet to back up, require a plumber and spend a fortune.....or fish them out before flushing, rinse them off and wash them like normal.

By Savra_fml | 17

#3503959 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:01

So, you usually wipe with one hand and toss with the other?

By 420smoke420 | 3

#3503970 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:02

It was the toilet paper?.... Damn it was the socks wasn't it?.... No I'm going to stick with toilet paper.... Was it the socks? Toilet paper... I give up what did you throw in?

FUUUandyourmom | 16

#3504122 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:27

Please stop being funny for the sake of humanity, please and thank you.

FUUUandyourmom | 16

#3504150 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:32

Stop trying to.*

deviable | 9

#3504276 - Friday 28 October 2011 05:23

Somebody has their socks in a bunch.

white16sox | 19

#3507038 - Saturday 29 October 2011 05:02

33 if you go to Walmart they have a sale going on. You can get a sense of humor NO CHARGE!

oxxxjackyxxxo | 3

#3535040 - Thursday 3 November 2011 06:58

it was the sock.... it wudnt had been an fml if she had thrown in the paper -_-

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3503981 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:03

Did you also put on the used toilet paper on your feet?

By TalkinSmack | 6

#3503987 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:04

Pee is sterile.... Just grab the socks

KaySL | 24

#3504081 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:17

Urban legend. Piss is only sterile before it passes through the urethra and reacts with the bacteria and other stuff in there. I, uh... I should stop being so educational and go insult someone or punch a baby now, I guess.

nothingmuch_ | 5

#3516638 - Monday 31 October 2011 02:27

Still, whatever's there you already have. So can't really infect yourself with something that's already on you

esmanee | 2

#3516891 - Monday 31 October 2011 03:47

You also have potentially deadly bacteria all over and inside of your body. They are there constantly, however they only sometimes cause infection. I'm not agreeing with either of you- just saying your argument wasn't a good one.