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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
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  Keyman1212  |  14

Just about every comment on here will probably get moderated, and the comments will close real soon... You can't go around saying an FML isn't an FML. Staff don't like that -_-

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  KaySL  |  24

How about reading the comment immediately above your own? Reading or using your brain prior to dickriding the first comment thread really helps one to avoid looking like an idiot.

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  bfsd42  |  20

KaySL, did someone tape over your Barney and Friends recordings? Cos you have some serious anger issues that you might want to get checked out. Just shut the fuck up ok!

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  KaySL  |  24

bfsd42, doesn't it strike you as mildly hypocritical that you're doing exactly what you're criticising me for? That is, venting irritation. Uh-oh, your moral high ground just vanished from under your feet!

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  YoTengoTomatoes  |  7

But I don't get why op is complaining. If the socks were already wet and you were probably going to wash them why does it matter? Unless you had explosive diarrhea then calm down.

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  Krulin  |  8

98- why is it such a big deal? Do you not wash your hands when you're done in the bathroom? Why do people always complain about the "germy toilet/soap handle" when you're just going to wash your hands 5 seconds later anyways?

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  hayq  |  5

Cause the toilet to back up, require a plumber and spend a fortune.....or fish them out before flushing, rinse them off and wash them like normal.

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By  420smoke420  |  3

It was the toilet paper?....
Damn it was the socks wasn't it?....
No I'm going to stick with toilet paper....
Was it the socks?
Toilet paper...
I give up what did you throw in?

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  KaySL  |  24

Urban legend. Piss is only sterile before it passes through the urethra and reacts with the bacteria and other stuff in there. I, uh... I should stop being so educational and go insult someone or punch a baby now, I guess.

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  esmanee  |  2

You also have potentially deadly bacteria all over and inside of your body. They are there constantly, however they only sometimes cause infection. I'm not agreeing with either of you- just saying your argument wasn't a good one.

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  esmanee  |  2

You also have potentially deadly bacteria all over and inside of your body. They are there constantly, however they only sometimes cause infection. I'm not agreeing with either of you- just saying your argument wasn't a good one.

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