Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
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Buttsexpirate
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Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!
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RomanBeauty
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Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.
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malfoyfreak
| 3
It's one pair of socks, I'm sure you have many. Saves washing them! But it does suck you got stuck with dirty toilet paper. FYL
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CVeNgineer
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It's not like she had to wear the toilet paper around her neck for the rest of the day for not throwing it in first lol
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Epic_Fail911
| 15
If someone walked in ,you'ld looked like you were masturbating
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
I'm pretty sure the FML is that the socks would probably clog her toilet. Well, that's assuming she went ahead and flushed it before she realized.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Just about every comment on here will probably get moderated, and the comments will close real soon... You can't go around saying an FML isn't an FML. Staff don't like that -_-
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changesinme
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If you're worried about having only one side of a sock, you could always flush down the other
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KaySL
| 24
How about reading the comment immediately above your own? Reading or using your brain prior to dickriding the first comment thread really helps one to avoid looking like an idiot.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Dickriding a comment sounds hard to do...
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Wdgames
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Oh baby, KaySL, take me. Now!
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bfsd42
| 20
KaySL, did someone tape over your Barney and Friends recordings? Cos you have some serious anger issues that you might want to get checked out. Just shut the fuck up ok!
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audreyy062
| 2
at least u didnt accidently wipe with the wet socks...
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KaySL
| 24
bfsd42, doesn't it strike you as mildly hypocritical that you're doing exactly what you're criticising me for? That is, venting irritation. Uh-oh, your moral high ground just vanished from under your feet!
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audreyy062
| 2
at least u didnt accidently wipe with the wet socks...
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cheefer
| 0
The mods around here are such douches. Will this comment be moderated?
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YoTengoTomatoes
| 7
But I don't get why op is complaining. If the socks were already wet and you were probably going to wash them why does it matter? Unless you had explosive diarrhea then calm down.
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asspole
| 16
That socks. What a shitty situation.
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steadycreepin
| 5
The socks, but it's not that bad just get another pair
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hayq
| 5
At least she didn't wipe with the wet socks first?
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MagicallyFat
| 12
How great is that feeling of taking off wet socks and replacing them with warm toasty ones.
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je_suis_fml
| 11
44- or even nice warm undies out the dryer. ahh yesss. simplicities that make the world go round.
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MagicallyFat
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44 it's so funny how these simple things make us soo happy and comfy. Like after a long day you crawl in your already set bed. Ahhhh akowndbclafjka
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RuskiManBearPig
| 4
2- way to represent us texans
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TheFunSideOfTheB
| 2
What if she threw the toilet paper in the toilet
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tiarrae
| 10
72 - Then there wouldn't of been an FML.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
But there would be a winning troll
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distantrelatives
| 0
Fresh out of the dryer sheets omg amazing
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fylasmuchasmine
| 0
I wonder if they actually pee'd... If they shit, it'd be more of an FML, also, more hilarious.
Dude, it's a pair of socks.
YDI.
Dude, it's a pair of socks.
YDI.
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
The OP's socks are now surrounded by feces.
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smwatcher
| 3
Know I understand...
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TahoeFMler
| 22
Um, she said she had to pee, not poo. Hopefully she fished them out before flushing though!
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TheFunSideOfTheB
| 2
3-She threw the toilet paper in the toilet your welcome
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white16sox
| 19
51 I believe 30 was insinuating OP flushed it and it was surrounded by feces in the sceptic tank.
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RomanBeauty
| 0
Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.
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malfoyfreak
| 3
Some people are dipwads. They dont understand grossness.
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KaySL
| 24
Yeah, but to be fair, it does say "USED toilet paper."
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
4 - Because it's better than sticking your hand 5 inches away from the particulates you just ejected from your body....
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Krulin
| 8
98- why is it such a big deal? Do you not wash your hands when you're done in the bathroom? Why do people always complain about the "germy toilet/soap handle" when you're just going to wash your hands 5 seconds later anyways?
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MrKlutch
| 1
People are dumbasses
Or they just don't wash their hands. Eww
Or they just don't wash their hands. Eww
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CVeNgineer
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Ehh.. There expendable
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Where? I don't see it.
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RetardedBullFrog
| 4
Over there
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flockz
| 19
where?
*looks down*
here?
*looks down*
here?
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Jimboom
| 11
Thats ok. They were a pretty shitty pair of socks anyway.. or at least they are now. Flush it and forget about it.
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hayq
| 5
Cause the toilet to back up, require a plumber and spend a fortune.....or fish them out before flushing, rinse them off and wash them like normal.
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Savra_fml
| 17
So, you usually wipe with one hand and toss with the other?
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420smoke420
| 3
It was the toilet paper?....
Damn it was the socks wasn't it?....
No I'm going to stick with toilet paper....
Was it the socks?
Toilet paper...
I give up what did you throw in?
Damn it was the socks wasn't it?....
No I'm going to stick with toilet paper....
Was it the socks?
Toilet paper...
I give up what did you throw in?
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
Please stop being funny for the sake of humanity, please and thank you.
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
Stop trying to.*
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deviable
| 9
Somebody has their socks in a bunch.
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white16sox
| 19
33 if you go to Walmart they have a sale going on. You can get a sense of humor NO CHARGE!
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oxxxjackyxxxo
| 3
it was the sock.... it wudnt had been an fml if she had thrown in the paper -_-
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ShroomsOnAcid
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Did you also put on the used toilet paper on your feet?
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TalkinSmack
| 6
Pee is sterile.... Just grab the socks
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KaySL
| 24
Urban legend. Piss is only sterile before it passes through the urethra and reacts with the bacteria and other stuff in there. I, uh... I should stop being so educational and go insult someone or punch a baby now, I guess.
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nothingmuch_
| 5
Still, whatever's there you already have. So can't really infect yourself with something that's already on you
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esmanee
| 2
You also have potentially deadly bacteria all over and inside of your body. They are there constantly, however they only sometimes cause infection. I'm not agreeing with either of you- just saying your argument wasn't a good one.
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esmanee
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You also have potentially deadly bacteria all over and inside of your body. They are there constantly, however they only sometimes cause infection. I'm not agreeing with either of you- just saying your argument wasn't a good one.