Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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Top comments
floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
TimysterGates 15
Mirror, mirror in my hand, helps me see things I normally can't (:
JakeTha_A01 5
Wow, he should listen to the song "Creep" by the Lonely Island hahaha
infectedphone292 0
smart kid...
nommocesnes 3
That's disgusting. Maybe someone should teach him about personal space...
Choonie 1
He's starting at a young age nice.
iiEnjoyTurtles 0
Winning!
ConradKay 13
I know this is totally inappropriate, but... your son is a badass.
bernardbrown 7
Your kid is going to be a fine voyeur when he grows up.
tewa21 12
Like a sir.
Waspinator1998 21
Looks like we've got a player on our hands.