By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 050
You deserved it 5 215

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wintamint101 7

just say you slept in late...i wouldn't mention the toilet

phoenixslayer69 4
phoenixslayer69 4

Scratch that C-c-c combo recovery!!!

leogirl95 12

Just tell him you fell asleep on the toilet. He should understand.

n_epic_fail 14

Then I destroyed that, and now her moms out to get me...

leadman1989 15

This is starting to sound like technologic.

Yes I lived there for a few months But the rent was too damn high

NotMuchLuck 0
sunshinesmile86 0
saIty 17

Were you looking at FML while pooping? When I do I always forget to poop and end up sitting on the toilet until I fall asleep.

RawrNom 0

I do this. read until I sleep. only when I urinate though. damn toilet.

Right about You see I had issues with my toilet.....

kings1fan 6

This is actually a valid excuse though

It is, but it would be embarrassing for OP to tell their boss that.

Just tell him that you were really pooped this morning.