By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 009
You deserved it 5 203

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Been there

I hate when that happens...


Been there

just say you slept in late...i wouldn't mention the toilet

Smanged that.

Banged that.

Smacked that.

C-c-c-combo breaker! =p

C-c-c-combo'd that.

Scratch that C-c-c combo recovery!!!

Just tell him you fell asleep on the toilet. He should understand.

Best. Thread. Ever.

Then I destroyed that, and now her moms out to get me...

Nailed it!

27 - *slow claps

Licked that

#1 You've been on the OP's toilet? O.o

This is starting to sound like technologic.

^ Fuck is that?

What you get when you press shift 6

Yes I lived there for a few months But the rent was too damn high

I hate when that happens...

What did your boss say

Were you looking at FML while pooping? When I do I always forget to poop and end up sitting on the toilet until I fall asleep.

I do this. read until I sleep. only when I urinate though. damn toilet.

Right about You see I had issues with my toilet.....

Tell ur boss that u fainted in the bathroom because of the smell?

This is actually a valid excuse though

It is, but it would be embarrassing for OP to tell their boss that.

Just tell him that you were really pooped this morning.