By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 941
You deserved it 4 809

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I smell something and it's not a promotion

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

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Well that's a shitty situation

Is this really all you could do? This? I would say that it's low hanging fruit, but that fruit has already fell off the tree and is rotting on the ground.

Must be working pretty hard to be that tired. I smell a promotion

I smell something and it's not a promotion

This is why people say you should get sleep at nights.

I don't know OP's story, but I have a condition that makes me extremely tired at all times, no matter how much I sleep. Telling someone to "just get more sleep" isn't helpful.

Anytime you fall asleep, just say "amen" after you get caught!... I'm not sure how that would work in this situation tho...

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

A crappy days work.

That couldn't have been too comfortable, especially in a public restroom...

Are you overworking yourself? How could you fall asleep in that stench, OP?

Well you got paid for pooping and sleeping. I don't see how this is bad. Also the toilet paper holder makes such a comfy pillow; I can see how this happened.