Sometimes you need to take the hints life gives you.

That's horrible

Emergency vehicles such as in this case ambulances, would prove to be much more effective if they replaced that annoying siren with the song, "Move Bitch", by Ludacris.

So this person gets in two crashes, and they post it on FML? Wow

So this person gets in two crashes, and they post it on FML? Wow

60, you're never too banged up to post anything on fml. Edit: 2 number 60s ?? Woah

I've always wondered what would happen if an ambulance ran over someone.. Would they load THAT guy into the car with the other one, or keep on going, or call yet another ambulance?

**** that was for #65

Lol..

72- call another (couple) ambulances, as well as police.

60- It's FML standard that each anecdote begins with "today". This could have happened a week or month or years ago. This is just sad, though. Hope you were/are okay, OP!

I'd say they'd call another ambulance, I don't think ambulances really have capacity for more than one patient. I'm wondering what they'd do if the person in the original ambulance is in an acute condition - let that person die while they're doing first aid on the new patient, or leave and hope a random bystander helps and the ambulance comes quickly?

Call another ambulance and continue on with current patient. Once care is initiated on a patient, it is against the law to stop giving care, even for another more injured person.

I did just to keep you confused.:)

its because its not true... think about it smartypants, is a guy who was cut out of a car, put in an ambulance, and hit again, really gonna post an FML?

Well then #15, you have no respect, you're a very sadistic asshole. And please dont vote ydi on people WHO DONT DESERVE IT. dick.

Yeah as if clicking " yeah i agree your life sucks" adds to make a currency that can pay for or compensate the uncomfortable situation that already occured for the OP. I agree with you though but i wouldn't pop a vein over it :D

2 because on the way there he kept annoying the driver

They do because they think their being funny or cute or their try to be different or unique

People vote ydi because they are heartless assholes

46- what the **** is wrong with you..

61 I was kidding.

I think they're either: A: making fun of the person, B: just feel like saying YDI, or C: they are trying to be funny

I'm going to just say that I vote ydi when I accidentally miss the fyl... It happens

I was merely commenting. Not 'popping a vein'

'Cause a lot of people that frequent this site aren't actually capable of being sympathetic or empathetic...just pathetic.

Because somehow you're able to vote for both options together, not just one. So some people just vote for both, trying to be different in a shitty way :)

Maybe the original accident was totally op's fault. Karma might just have reacted quickly.

Or they accidentally click you deserve it......

I accidentally hit YDI sometimes because FML doesn't want to give me the option to click FYL and I accidentally hit the other instead

It's funny how the guy with the French fries pic always gets his comments voted down, I lol at this

Actually I accidently clicked YDI on this one, due to a finger slipping... I'm on my phone, and in no way do I believe this is a YDI moment.

I have a friend whom I showed fml to and the first thing he did was spam ydi for everything.

If you accidentally click it, you can't undo it

...is a lie.

Nah 22 you're thinking of God. Or any religion really...

Learn what karma is ... #27 you need a dose of reality to respect peoplwes.beliefs. Moron.

Yeah, I don't diss people's religion but I'm like that

*People's beliefs

Carma's a bitch

43: I think I know why you had a painful breakup.:)

Location, location.

Did anyone else think of Final Destination?

Maybe the car was so damaged that they couldn't just open the door

well let's think about that one?? why would someone need to be cut out of a car?? beats me, let me know when you figure it out. DUH!!!!

i guess he meant why they cut op out of the car when it's all in vain because he's bound for a second accident. good question, by the way.

#38, you're saying that they shouldn't have bothered to cut OP out of the car because the ambulance would have crashed on the way anyway? Please clarify, because that seems like a shitty thing to say. OP: I really hope you and everyone else are okay.

Maybe op was texting and driving and got into an accident and on the way to the hospital op was still texting so the driver got distracted and was hit. Idk

idk. cause they can't open the doors in a leisurely manner...? they had to cut me out cause the car was so wrecked when i was in one.

5, 38, and 80 are all idiots....

5, 38, and 80 certainly have their work cut out for them...:(

77 and 126: of course there's good reason to not share this kind of humour. but the only reason for not identifying it as such that i can think of is that one might think there's actually people believing this. and this freaks me out. what kind of people do you know? where do you live? (shivers)

I didn't really think that you meant what you said, #145. But there's really no way to tell over the Internet, and especially on this site. Of course I find it hard to believe that someone would actually have that sort of logic, but you never know. The only thing you can gather from someone is the words you see on the screen.

no he's not, that's how he's posting this fml

If he was really bad, he wouldn't be posting.

Or would he/she?

I don't know. The odds of that happening are lottery odds. May be worth playing to see if the universe tries to balance. Feel better soon op

"That sucks = I hope your well" is a fairly idiotic statement... How ever 24 was referring to number 18 who deleted their comment, not yours, so Chilllll gurllll!

^ I think we can safely boil the above comment down to "herp a derp"

FML's Must Start With Today , This Could Have Been Weeks Ago

Your an idiot....

wow, you figured it out kinda fast!!! you get a cookie!!! lmao

lol. he removed his stupid comment.

24- I'm An Idiot How ?

9 times out of 10 it's idiots that don't pull over to lights and sirens