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I just pissed myself laughing. Stationary, a truck.
Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...
On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.
I completely agree. I'd take piss in the pants over being dead from falling asleep at the wheel any day
"I'm awake I'm alive Now I know what I believe inside Now it's my time I'll do what I want 'cause this is my life"
My cat ears enjoy the sound of skillet singing about being a zombie
I know a guy who did the same exact thing but instead of pissing himself, he slammed the breaks so hard that he broke his foot. So at least that didn't happen as well.
Be glad you're alive :)
Dude! That's why you take your naps in the back seat instead!
sleep tight...
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"when I awoke"... Haha who says that
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"When I woke up" sounds way smarter
Just when I thought people couldn't get any more idiotic, Alexis2742 comes along.
In what way does that possibly sound smarter? Even my ten year old sister knows that "awoke" sounds better than "woke up".
Lmao, totes Alexis!!! I get you gurl! Dont listen to these looserz, they are jst totes medieval!!! Whoops. Sorry, my inner 12 year old related with you.
At least I'm not 30 years old or an ugly chick and have nothing better to do than criticize peoples thoughts.
Alexis, what's wrong with being 30 years old?? And I can't even think of something to say after, "an ugly chick". You're what's wrong with this generation.
Then explain why none of your 6 FML's you've submitted have been chosen :)
Explain why you can't admit you made a little mistake. Heck, you even got a comment moderated.
Now would be the time to stay quiet and leave with the small dignity you might have left... Just a heads up..
It's completely irrelevant how many FML's of his have been approved. What is relevant, on the other hand, is that he's not a complete and total dumbass. FTFY
If you didn't get a proper education, sure.
HAHAHA ohhhh sweetheart, you're hilarious, I really hope English isn't your first language, otherwise this would be pretty sad..
It's so weird how people think someone is stupid for speaking correctly, I told someone on a different app to not be rude, and they said "Who says rude?" lol I was speechless.
Alexis you ****** up when you came into fml stating that awoke sounds dumb. You have to be new. But come on grammar nazis did you all have to gang up on her? Reading that gave me the imagery of her limbs being torn apart from all different angles. Must have been the way you swarmed in on her like hyenas.
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On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.
Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...