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On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

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I just pissed myself laughing. Stationary, a truck.

Did #1 misunderstand the FML and confuse stationary/not moving with stationary/office supplies or are they really just not funny?

Probably both, though it's "stationEry" for the office supplies, "stationAry" for an unmoving object.

Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

I completely agree. I'd take piss in the pants over being dead from falling asleep at the wheel any day

"I'm awake I'm alive Now I know what I believe inside Now it's my time I'll do what I want 'cause this is my life"

My cat ears enjoy the sound of skillet singing about being a zombie

"Cause I'm awake and Im alive!!"

At least it wasnt actually moving and you didnt fall asleep driving :)

How much you wanna bet OP did not fall back to sleep for a while??

I know a guy who did the same exact thing but instead of pissing himself, he slammed the breaks so hard that he broke his foot. So at least that didn't happen as well.

Be glad you're alive :)

Dude! That's why you take your naps in the back seat instead!

Sorry OP but that's pretty funny

Couldn't you mash the brakes while you were peeing?

"when I awoke"... Haha who says that

People with an education, haha.

"When I woke up" sounds way smarter

Just when I thought people couldn't get any more idiotic, Alexis2742 comes along.

In what way does that possibly sound smarter? Even my ten year old sister knows that "awoke" sounds better than "woke up".

Lmao, totes Alexis!!! I get you gurl! Dont listen to these looserz, they are jst totes medieval!!! Whoops. Sorry, my inner 12 year old related with you.

At least I'm not 30 years old or an ugly chick and have nothing better to do than criticize peoples thoughts.

Alexis, what's wrong with being 30 years old?? And I can't even think of something to say after, "an ugly chick". You're what's wrong with this generation.

Then explain why none of your 6 FML's you've submitted have been chosen :)

Explain why you can't admit you made a little mistake. Heck, you even got a comment moderated.

Now would be the time to stay quiet and leave with the small dignity you might have left... Just a heads up..

It's completely irrelevant how many FML's of his have been approved. What is relevant, on the other hand, is that he's not a complete and total dumbass. FTFY

If you didn't get a proper education, sure.

HAHAHA ohhhh sweetheart, you're hilarious, I really hope English isn't your first language, otherwise this would be pretty sad..

Omg, are you serious? English isn't my first language and even I know this.

It's so weird how people think someone is stupid for speaking correctly, I told someone on a different app to not be rude, and they said "Who says rude?" lol I was speechless.

Alexis you fucked up when you came into fml stating that awoke sounds dumb. You have to be new. But come on grammar nazis did you all have to gang up on her? Reading that gave me the imagery of her limbs being torn apart from all different angles. Must have been the way you swarmed in on her like hyenas.