By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
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Ameel_fml 19

On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

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codyjohn17 5

Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

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PostItSticker 11

I just pissed myself laughing. Stationary, a truck.

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MissMess 12

Did #1 misunderstand the FML and confuse stationary/not moving with stationary/office supplies or are they really just not funny?

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Shrike 23

Probably both, though it's "stationEry" for the office supplies, "stationAry" for an unmoving object.

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codyjohn17 5

Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

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Ameel_fml 19

On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

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flea_of_death 23

I completely agree. I'd take piss in the pants over being dead from falling asleep at the wheel any day

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Enslaved 36

"I'm awake I'm alive Now I know what I believe inside Now it's my time I'll do what I want 'cause this is my life"

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Blackcatluck 19

My cat ears enjoy the sound of skillet singing about being a zombie

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mrperspire 4

"Cause I'm awake and Im alive!!"

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staychill 16

At least it wasnt actually moving and you didnt fall asleep driving :)

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wlddog 14

How much you wanna bet OP did not fall back to sleep for a while??

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deOrca 8

I know a guy who did the same exact thing but instead of pissing himself, he slammed the breaks so hard that he broke his foot. So at least that didn't happen as well.

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Enslaved 36

Dude! That's why you take your naps in the back seat instead!

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fishstick557 14

Sorry OP but that's pretty funny

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perdix 29

Couldn't you mash the brakes while you were peeing?

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Alexis2742 31

"when I awoke"... Haha who says that

CoffeeChickBlows 13

People with an education, haha.

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Alexis2742 31

"When I woke up" sounds way smarter

Shrike 23

Just when I thought people couldn't get any more idiotic, Alexis2742 comes along.

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NicaLovesDisney 17

In what way does that possibly sound smarter? Even my ten year old sister knows that "awoke" sounds better than "woke up".

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misspulkadot24 17

Lmao, totes Alexis!!! I get you gurl! Dont listen to these looserz, they are jst totes medieval!!! Whoops. Sorry, my inner 12 year old related with you.

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Alexis2742 31

At least I'm not 30 years old or an ugly chick and have nothing better to do than criticize peoples thoughts.

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cornmuffin62 4

Alexis, what's wrong with being 30 years old?? And I can't even think of something to say after, "an ugly chick". You're what's wrong with this generation.

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Alexis2742 31

Then explain why none of your 6 FML's you've submitted have been chosen :)

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andyyroxx 20

Explain why you can't admit you made a little mistake. Heck, you even got a comment moderated.

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puzzle05 9

Now would be the time to stay quiet and leave with the small dignity you might have left... Just a heads up..

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BulldogHoops 14

It's completely irrelevant how many FML's of his have been approved. What is relevant, on the other hand, is that he's not a complete and total dumbass. FTFY

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CamcAmIaM 10

If you didn't get a proper education, sure.

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hannaaaahr 33

HAHAHA ohhhh sweetheart, you're hilarious, I really hope English isn't your first language, otherwise this would be pretty sad..

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upallnight11 19

Omg, are you serious? English isn't my first language and even I know this.

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ShyAnn29 14

It's so weird how people think someone is stupid for speaking correctly, I told someone on a different app to not be rude, and they said "Who says rude?" lol I was speechless.

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valleyshooter 8

Alexis you ****** up when you came into fml stating that awoke sounds dumb. You have to be new. But come on grammar nazis did you all have to gang up on her? Reading that gave me the imagery of her limbs being torn apart from all different angles. Must have been the way you swarmed in on her like hyenas.

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