Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 842
You deserved it 301

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So, because of a hot shit, you found out you're not hot shit at work? Isn't it ironic?

Hey, not being seen on people's radar is a good thing. Moving in the dark has benefits - No annoying tabs - No IOUs - No beef or arguments - You can move silently in sneaky ways I wish I understood the benefits of being out the public eye of attention years ago.

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So, because of a hot shit, you found out you're not hot shit at work? Isn't it ironic?

Hey, not being seen on people's radar is a good thing. Moving in the dark has benefits - No annoying tabs - No IOUs - No beef or arguments - You can move silently in sneaky ways I wish I understood the benefits of being out the public eye of attention years ago.

I miss having jobs like that. I loved being stealthy at work.