Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Top comments
_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
MamoChan67 1
Jiiiiiigllyyyypufffff....
PowerRussia 2
Uhhhhh shouldn't you be watching the kids in your class? Just be happy that the penis on your face is all that happened.
JaneDoexD 8
Sounds like something a high school teacher would go through.
RoseCrystal 17
You either need to get more sleep at home or reconsider teaching children because you are highly unprofessional. No wonder the education system is broken, it is because of people like you.
_Miserella21 6
I'm more concerned as to who was taking care of those kids. That's horrible that you would fall asleep while you're supposed to be teaching young children. Get your priorities straightened.
ObeyStudKing 4
YDI for falling asleep at work. Those children are 4-5 yrs old and their parents expect the best from the teachers. Something could have happened, maybe life or death situation. I hope you get fire.
ObeyStudKing 4
•Fired
StanSmith2013 26
What you get for falling asleep when your supposed to be looking after the children!
Calingaladha 21
I never had nap time either...but I also never went to kindergarten.
Calingaladha 21
Considering what I know of five-year-olds, that's possibly the least damaging thing they could have done while your stupid ass was being inattentive. At least you didn't wake up with a gaping sharpie ****** on your face.
vbmg152 19
Good answer!