By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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_dont_fml_ 1

i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....

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RockstarRN 10

What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??

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animalover95 0

Is no one safe anymore?! Really! But that is pretty funny to be honest!:)

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at0micmin3r 23

Apparently you morons haven't heard of BREAKS. IT'S THE LAW. Employees HAVE TO HAVE A BREAK every so often. I'm so sorry, OP... I laughed at this, but I'm sorry...

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MrHappybottms 6

There is a little thing called "nap time" people, and you don't know what is going on in that person's life. For all you know they could be tired from a long flight for her parents funeral

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MrHappybottms 6

So many people who comment are morons and don't understand things, this is hella funny!

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mookiemookie01 24

They start younger every year

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xblaine 17

Kids these days they grow up so fast haha

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msfudgemuffins 6

thats sucks, but why were you asleep when you were supposed to be watching the kids... they might have gotten raped while you were asleep!?!

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msfudgemuffins 6

haha imagine explaining that to your husband...

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