Kids: Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied...

Fingkids 25 September 2012, 01:51 United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

quickfingers100 1 June 2011, 16:05 United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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pop, pop 8 May 2015, 15:44 San Francisco, United States

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML

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yogabbagabba 3 September 2009, 05:05 United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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"AdorableDoxie" 17 December 2018, 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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Anonymous 29 August 2017, 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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doodler 27 February 2014, 11:59 Hurst, United States

Subconscious

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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argh 20 March 2012, 08:16 Houston, United States

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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Anonymous 22 March 2017, 22:00 Troy, United States

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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sleepwalker 14 September 2010, 18:32 United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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snow 17 November 2017, 01:30

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML

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_dont_fml_ 1

25 September 2012, 08:50

i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....

RockstarRN 10

25 September 2012, 08:51

What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??

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CptZoe 10

25 September 2012, 10:07

What are you teaching these kids :O

hotshot2626 9

25 September 2012, 10:09

Look on the bright side. Its better than waking up, anywhere, with a literal penis on your head... like a hat.

Ins0mau 20

25 September 2012, 17:06

I dunno. Could be fun!

Iknowsomestuff 9

25 September 2012, 10:10

One of those kids is ready for college.

lacespace 8

25 September 2012, 10:21

Dickface.

danilove94 3

25 September 2012, 10:25

I'm wondering why a sharpie was in a place the child could get it...unless the kid brought it, not sure that a sharpie is on a kindergarten school supply list though...