Fingkids
United States
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
pop, pop
San Francisco, United States
Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
doodler
Hurst, United States
Subconscious
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
argh
Houston, United States
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
Troy, United States
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
snow
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Top comments
_dont_fml_ 1
i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....
RockstarRN 10
What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??
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Comments (167)
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe you can change it to look like something else or black it out with a sharpie
ndnpride88 25
Oohhh Hahahahahaha that's freaking awesome lmfao
walmartpaysme 15
I always hated nap time because I could never fall asleep. So I just laid on my cot for two hours bored out of my freaking mind.
RosaYobany9288 2
Ydi you shouldnt have been sleeping at work
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : YDI for falling asleep while you're supposed to be watching a bunch of 5/6 year olds. Penis or not, it's still pretty funny yet a bit twisted a 5/6 year old knows how to draw a penis.
Arcangel196 0
Teach don't sleep
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Rubbing alcohol will get that right off. Just pour some on a washcloth.
Lisa1993_fml 1
Bad example falling asleep at work
ShannonBitt 29
Maybe it was a coworker?
NigerianMedicine 11
How does one not notice someone drawing on their face?