FML : Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children and I sat down to watch 'Mr. Stink', an Xmas film about a scruffy, stinky tramp. When he...

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Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children and I sat down to watch 'Mr. Stink', an Xmas film about a scruffy, stinky tramp. When he first appeared on screen my children both exclaimed in unison, "He looks like you, dad!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GildedByVices / Saturday 24 December 2016 08:12 / Australia

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By pjsr | 29

#6727660 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:51

Hmm, seems like it might be time to reconsider your choice of facial hair and personal grooming habits.

By Googolman | 28

#6727244 - Sunday 25 December 2016 12:08

Tell them that eventually they're gonna look like you.

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By amymc1980 | 6

#6727243 - Sunday 25 December 2016 12:08

I love that film, watched it loads last year.

By Googolman | 28

#6727244 - Sunday 25 December 2016 12:08

Tell them that eventually they're gonna look like you.

By cacheson | 37

#6727247 - Sunday 25 December 2016 12:15

Congrats, you look like a movie star!

cj89898 | 24

#6727416 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:43

The movie star looks like HIM

cacheson | 37

#6727499 - Sunday 25 December 2016 08:53

Even better!

By RichardPencil | 22

#6727258 - Sunday 25 December 2016 12:51

You're a mean one, Mr. Stink Your heart's an empty whole.

RichardPencil | 22

#6727268 - Sunday 25 December 2016 01:18

*hole!

By Brandon1000 | 10

#6727324 - Sunday 25 December 2016 04:30

Admit it, you googled him.

By anormalperson | 25

#6727556 - Sunday 25 December 2016 01:21

I remember watching that, some parts were filmed in my town.

By pjsr | 29

#6727660 - Sunday 25 December 2016 06:51

Hmm, seems like it might be time to reconsider your choice of facial hair and personal grooming habits.

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