Stuck

By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 172
You deserved it 8 682

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air. That is worse than both choices you provide. Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.

Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga? Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard. (cue Andrew W.K. song)

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You know what else would be resourceful? Losing weight.

They grabbed the butter he had in his pockets. Grease that belly!

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt133/xXxEmoBoyToyxXx/COW.jpg Artists rendering of the scene.

Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga? Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard. (cue Andrew W.K. song)

perdix 29

I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air. That is worse than both choices you provide. Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.

AntiChrist7 0
amatayo 0

Are you for real or are you just ripping off the Yotsuba&! manga (or something similar)? If it's the former, FYL - that really sucks. If it's the latter, get out and don't come back.